ErrorFresh oneshots

Soulmates? More like saltmates

Error didn't believe in soulmates,at least that's what he told himself,sitting in the anti-void dumbfounded by the scribble on his wrist.

At first,he thought it was a just a minor injury but on closer inspection it was a written sentence in fancy laced words,but it wasn't the fancy writing that caught his attention but what it said:

'I'm having a radical time yo!'

This stumped him,it wasn't ink ,then who could it be? He didn't know anyone with this type of speaking and what if his soulmate hates him? Error was an ugly,fat and short,oh and a Demigod glitch that destroys AUs.

Shaking off the intrusive thoughts,he sighs before getting up and opening a portal to whatever AU he felt like destroying,it was better than dealing with his emotions.

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Landing in a pile of snow,indicating that he was in Snowdin,he huffed brushing off the snow before walking towards the town.

It was eerily quiet for the town as dust scattered in the wind getting in Error's eyes.

'Must be a genocide route' he thought passing by grill bys which look like it got raided.

He wander into the forest,curious if there were any survivors that would make useful for his collection.

He pauses,he swore he heard something(other than the voices in his head).

"P-please have mercy!"

Someone was definitely here,summoning his strings to climb onto one of trees,he followed the pleading and crying,until he saw two figures one of them seemed to be injured and pleading.

Error kneeled on the branch trying to hear the conversation and get a close look at the two monsters.

On further inspection that the injured one was the fallen human,frisk.

"P-please stop!"the young child cried out Clearly in pain.

The figure revealed themselves from under the tree that Error was on,showing a sans,but not a sans from this AU,this one was brightly coloured and wore black shades,he looked like he stepped out of a VHS.

"I'll say it again bruh, w h e r e I s y o u r s a n s?" The sans threaten.

"I told you! I killed him! I'll reset I swear!" Frisk cried out tears streaming down Their face.

The sans thought for a moment,before walking up to the human,grabbing the child's sweater lifting them up in the air.

"Sorry broski,I gotta do wat I gotta do" he said half heartedly

Error watched in horror as the skeleton violently snapped the humans neck before chucking them back into the snow.

Error sat there trying to processing what happened as a sick feeling churned inside him,when the rainbow figure laughed and said these magical words.

"I'm having a radical time yo!"

Error immediately panicked,slipping off the branch he was sitting on.

"FUCKING DREEMUR" he screeched out before

Landing in a pile of snow.

Error's head popped out of the snow,having to be face to face of the sans that murder the child,he felt the stare of the other sans through his dark shades.

"Yo,you kay'?" The sans asked grabbing Error's hand and pulling him up.

"Y-yeah" was what Error could say,there was no way he could be with this guy-did fate decide to play a sick trick on him?he wasn't sure.

"Dude, I have ta say that ya have a colorful language" he chuckle pulling down his sleeve to reveal the exact words Error said.

Fucking dreemur.

Error felt somewhat embarrassed,he finally meets his soulmate by falling out of a tree,which quite frankly wasn't one of the weirdest things he's done.

"I don't think I caught ya name,my tubular name's Fresh." Fresh introduced fixing his shades.

"Error" he replied feeling unsure about what's going on,but seeing Fresh smiling made him feel tingly.

Well..time to get to know each other.