ErrorFresh oneshots

I licked it so its mine!

Fresh was not one to get so overprotective of his boyfriend.

But lately he has and it's not like Error isn't capable or anything! He knows that Error can handle (most) situations by himself and he doesn't need him constantly looming over him—yet he keeps feeling a weird itch inside his host every time Error was with another person,usually Killer or Dust and he's well aware that those two know that him and Error are in a pretty committed relationship.

And yet the itch never goes away,it irks him in a way that he can't possibly describe,like someone out there might get Error and try to claim him as theirs!

They can't have him! After all they wouldn't know Error like he did and it's not like they could adore and love the glitch like he could,Fresh was infatuated with him and he knows Error feels the same way,especially with how often Error tried to hold his hand and be affectionate towards the other.

He needs to make sure it never happens but how does he make it known that Error is already taken? Usually rings help mark that someone is taken however neither monster is really keen on rushing into something big like that.The parasite could only ponder for a short while before an idea popped into his head—maybe Error technically doesn't need to be visually marked and so with a fix of his glasses he teleports to Error's location.

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Fresh knew that Nightmare's library was Error's favorite place to be in,after all—it was so quiet you could hear a pencil drop a mile away and being four stories high it made it extremely easy to get lost in the forest of books.

Once the parasite entered the room,letting the heavy door shut behind him,the host was suddenly hit with the smell of old book,it oddly eased the parasite in him who was rattling his ribcage like a xylophone so he took in a big inhale of air before pressing on to find his lovable destroyer.

He could hear his heels thudded against the carpet flooring as he dragged his finger across a row of books,getting a good feel of the hardcover spines of each,taking a glance to see his now dirty finger.

"Da guy got millions of dudes yet can't dust some books" Fresh scoffs,wiping off his finger with his jacket and pressing on forward.

The parasite had a feeling of where his lover boy could be,it just took a bit of time to get there—roller skates on carpets isn't a good mix to say the least.

Despite the amount of lint that was building up,Fresh paid no attention to it as he continued to skim through more rows of book,the faint light from the upper levels gently shining down.The lights flicker distance was enough to protect the old book from worn out age but enough to let the parasite see where he was going,casually reading some of the titles as he slides past.

"The monster-human war...knife sharpening techniques" he hummed out loud until he read upon a certain title which forced a expression of discomfort on his face and hurried off,"ew parasite biology"

As he turned a corner,he halts himself quickly as he spots a desk with its lamp on and on closer inspection was his lovely little boyfriend,Error—who flicked through a page and scanned it with content,even wearing his red glasses.

Seeing Error put his soul at ease as a smile found its way upon his face,he skated over with his soul eagerly yearning for the others touch and comfort.Error must've heard him roll up as he glanced in Fresh's direction,his glasses slipping off his nose slightly—in all honesty Fresh really wanted to pitch his cheeks.

" Fresh? " He said with a slight surprised tone," I didn't you would be in here "

He rolls up next to the glitch,"didn't really plan on ta E cuz I know ya like ya quiet space—but I was wonderin' if I can ask somethin'—it'll only take one Mississippi second "

" Uh sure " The glitch had his eyebrows furrowed in confusion as he placed his cute cat bookmark on the page and closed the book,swiveling his seat to face Fresh," What is it that you wanna talk about? "

The parasite taps his fingers together,"so ya know dat we are a unit correct?"

" I think We made that clear when we both accidentally confessed to each other " it manages to get a slight chuckle out of him,taking off his glasses and wiping them down on his shirt before setting them aside.

"And dat we love each a lot right?"

" Where are you going with this? " He asked as his expression shifted to an odd looking one.

"I'm just sayin' dat I don't want ya being swooped away ya dig?" Fresh tried to explain.

" You think I'm just gonna take off with another monster? "

The 90s Skeleton quickly jumped up to defend himself,"n-not like that! I trust ya but I mean like,you be at da club and then somebody Hittin' on you—not literally"

Error tilts his head to the side,with one eyebrow perked," I could just tell them that I have a boyfriend "

"But ya don't have physical proof!" Fresh argues back,"I don't want them givin' you rocks or flamboyantly showin' off their feathers!"

" I don't think that happens often, " Error pointed out.

Swiftly Fresh clasps his hands around Error's,causing said destroyer to fluster up like a lightbulb," Fresh—! "

"Look I just gotta do dis just in case"

Before Error could question what he suddenly felt something wet and slimy go across his face—it takes him a bit to finally process what had happened.

Fresh has licked him.

Error pulls back from his boyfriend," Why the fuck did you do that?!? "

"Uh ya make sure peeps know ya mine~" Fresh answers with a soft purr in his voice.

He could feel his cheeks warming up once more,though he wasn't sure if it was from disgust,embarrassment or confusion,either way— he wasn't particularly keen on wiping off the mess on his face.He wasn't even gonna ask why the saliva smelled like lucky charms.

" So you marked me with a smell? " He asked,unamused.

Fresh happy nods as if it was something completely normal,"yep! Once they smell ya they know they gotta dip"

" Couldn't you do something else? " He Suggested.

"Well I could've peed on ya"

Error quickly recoils himself at the mere idea of it," ew no—you better not do that "

"Nah I wouldn't put ya through dat" He casually swings his arm over the glitch's shoulder,nuzzling his cheek,"cuz I wuv ya too much~"

" Yeah yeah I love you too—just don't pee in me "

Fresh simply laughs it off as he buries his face into Error's jacket,getting a Whiff of both his scent and Error's.His soul can rest easy knowing that Error was not gonna be flirted with—or else they'll face the wrath of a parasite.