Xmas

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Christmas. One of the favourite holidays of the year. Fun fact when I was younger I thought baby Jesus was Baby Jason. Anyways, by the time I'm writing this it's Xmas eve so, yay festive :P

Ok ok so just saying, comment any funny stories you have about Xmas! I have one myself, I have a cat and every year when we get the tree out, she likes sitting under it. But now she can't cause the presents are in the way. Can't wait til next year...

But there are some downsides, believe it or not! You know what i hate? Hold on I'll put it in a script;

Me: aww look there is that book I really want! It's the last in the series!

Parent; but no moo( my name isn't really moo it's just my nick) Santa might get you it!

Me: but..

Parent : ooh look there's some old people perfume for grandma kitty-mittens!

So yeah Xmas is full of Pros and Cons and I don't even know what that means! Heh well, merry Xmas to all, and to all a good caffeine coffee to stay up for Santa!

Edit: I know this is a bit to late but I'm just saying, Jesus Christ you guys need better content. Make sure to read the rest of the book as well and comment how ya feel!

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