One Shots: Rick/Morty X OC

Doofus Rick X Roge: Calm

(Roge's POV)

I called my boyfriend, Doofus Rick. Most Ricks were gay but they had their own Roges and junk.

"Hey Roge! What's up?" The enthusiastic voice of my boyfriend came across the line. I smirked to myself. I twisted out of my mediation pose and went over to my origami desk. I folded the paper edges as I had my shoulder hold the phone against my ear.

"Just wanted to make sure those dicks aren't hurting your feelings." I say truthfully.

Sometimes, when Babe comes home, I ask about his day and ask to hear his problems and he talks about how the other Ricks keep bullying him. The majority of the conversations consist of this topic. It makes me angry, which is why I turn to mediation and calming activities like Origami. I do not want other Ricks' blood on my hands. Tho I would just LOVE to strangle them. They had come to the house before when they heard Doofus Rick was dating me. They said I was hot and had a nice ass and they almost tried to pull open my jeans but Doofus Rick got furious and pushed them out. It was the first time he had stood up to them. I had praised him that day with kisses and a bit of *ahem* time in bed.

"HEY DOOFUS RICK IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?! ASK HIM TO COME OVER FOR SOME FUUUUUN~" one of the many Ricks slurred in the background. I folded the paper extra hard and inhaled then exhaled loudly and deeply. I needed to calm down.

"Babe, are you busy?" I asked him. Am I finished the Origami Doofus Rick. I smiled at it and placed it at the center of my desk under the light lamp so it seemed like he was an angel. And he is honestly. A sweet handsome and kind angel.

"No, j-just hanging around..." he replied sheepishly.

"They won't let you leave." I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose. Sometimes those other Ricks really pushed my fucking buttons. I heard Rick sigh.

"Yeah...they said that I c-can't leave until you come over." He mumbled into the phone. I chuckled and stood up. I shift the phone into my hand as I kept it to my ear. My smirk grew.

"Open up a portal for me Babe. I'll be right there to bring ya back." He gave an ok and hung up. Soon a portal formed in front of me. I put down my phone and walked through into the break room of the Rick and Morty guards. I saw Doofus Rick beside me. The other Ricks started to cheer and the Mortys left because they thought it was getting a bit too gay in here. Little shits. I grab my Rick's arm, and take his portal gun into my hand carefully.

"Now that I'm here, I can go. You guys didn't say I had to stay for long so goodbye." I politely waved and portaled us back to my house onto my couch. We plopped down next to each other and I gave him his portal gun back. He thanked me and put it away.

"So w-what now, hun?" He asked. I pat my lap and he crawled into my lap, I was more bigger and taller than Rick, most Roges were. I wrapped my arms around him and nuzzled the back of his head, messing up his cute bowl cut.

"I just want to spend time with you." I sighed into the back of his head and smiled. He chuckled slightly and leaned back inti my chest.

"Are you hungry?" He asked suddenly.

"Hell yeah." I replied. He laughed and twisted in my arms. He kissed me passionately. We separated after a bit of making out.

"I'm so lucky to have you." He smiled down at me. I smirked. He was fucking hot as hell right now as I start to slowly slide off his lab coat.

"Shut up and kiss me." I pull him back down into another kiss.