||Drunk Text||

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Kim Namjoon

걷😇: heiy beyuteafull~

You: go home. Your drunk.

걷😇: mwaekeu mi.

You: I'll throw your converse (シ_ _)シ

걷😇: be there in 5. See ya babe.

Kim Seokjin

핑크ㅍ린셋👸👸: do you know that loving you is like loving a real princess?

You: what?

핑크ㅍ린셋👸👸: your more beautiful than me honestly.

You: haha! Are you drunk?

핑크ㅍ린셋👸👸:..I need more pink panties.

You: where are you?

Min Yoongi

아주시👨: hey do you know that my girlfriend is.

You: is?

아주시👨: chubby and loud?

You:..

아주시👨: she's a pain a in the ass.

You:...

아주시👨: but that pain in the ass is MY pain in the ass. That's why I love her and do you know?

You:..

아주시👨: I'm gonna marry her in the future and we'll make a happy family..

You: aww..

아주시👨: so shhhh..it's just our secret okay? She can't know~

You: okay ☺️😊

Jung Hoseok

☀️마이슨사이느☀️: I hate you!

You: wha?

️☀️마이슨사이느☀️: your torturing me!

You: are you drunk?

☀️마이슨사이느☀️: why are you everywhere? Every where I look I saw you!

You: your just obsessed of me that much 😂

☀️마이슨사이느☀️: maybes,icndksisjsixjxmxnsk.

You: I'll call jungkook.

Park Jimin

침침큐티😊😊😘😘😍😍: hei ik notis ur photi and damn u look hot🐰

You: what bar are you in?

침침큐티😊😊😘😘😍😍: I'm sorry i hab a girlftrend and she is mor pretty than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one can top her prettines okay? So stob hiting on meh!

You: aww..chimchim I am your Girlfriend.

침침큐티😊😊😘😘😍😍: u r?

You: yeah.

침침큐티😊😊😘😘😍😍: I miss u. I wanna kiss u. Pick me us pleaseee my head hurts.

You: okay babe.

Kim Taehyung

에리에닛마이랍👽👽👽👽: ksmdjdjnskxjs,aososoapskjsjxoksmsi

You: r u okay?

에리에닛마이랍👽👽👽👽: jdnjdhdndidiwnsiidjd

You: what?

에리에닛마이랍👽👽👽👽: 사랑해요...

You: I love you too 😊

에리에닛마이랍👽👽👽👽: I'm right behind you.

(A/n: THATS NOT CREEPY AT ALL!)

Jeon Jungkook

You: hey babe~~~

베이비쿠키👶👶: love you

You: hm?

베이비쿠키👶👶: your so sexy~~

You: are you drunk?

베이비쿠키👶👶: noooooooo~~~~

You: okay where are you?

베이비쿠키👶👶: at my room.

You: what? I'm Currently in your room right now.

베이비쿠키👶👶: then I'm in the kitchen.

You: we don't have a kitchen.

베이비쿠키👶👶: I'm in the closet.

You: we don't have one.

베이비쿠키👶👶: where even are you?!

You: turn around love.





If you can read the hangul..cool.

If not...I'm sorry.

If you love the scenario...cool.

If not...sorry not sorry.

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