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*groupchat "mayonnaise"*

Pennywhore: merry bitchmas

Bill: mary chrisler

Stan: happy hanukkah!!

Mike: isn't that over

Bev: ^

Stan: stfu

Bill: language babe

Stan: sorry

Will: mikE ASKED ME OUT

Bev: what did you SAY

Mike: i didn't ask him out

Richie: nOT YOU

Will: i said yes

Eddie Spaghetti: awe im happy for you guys

Will: thankssss

Stan: im happy tooooo

Will: wow that's new

Stan: hey im a nice person ok

Mike: true true

Richie: Eds got me a present for christmas

Bill: what is it

Bev: a dildo

Stan: BAHAHA

Eddie Spaghetti: NO

Richie: his present is

Richie: his virginity

Will: i CHOCKED

Richie: thats what eds says

Eddie Spaghetti: caN YOU NOT

Bev: omfg aghahahahahahsgshgsgagdh

Mike: why am i friends with you

Stan: Bill got me a bracelet

Bill: Stan got me a notebook :)

Bev: i got nothing

Mike: i got something for you bev!!

Bev: WHAT WHY

Mike: why not

Will: yes mike, W H Y

Richie: do i smell a new ship???

Pennywhore: 🚢 🚢 🚢

Pennywhore: do you guys prefer #Bike or #Meverly

Eddie Spaghetti: BIKE

Richie: meverly you stupid cunt

Pennywhore: mEVERLY IS GOOD

Pennywhore: but ALCOWHORE IS ENDGAME

Will: omfg


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i wrote that in 15mins
so if there are any mistakes
i don't care.
🌻

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