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*groupchat "mayonnaise"*

Pennywhore: soooo

Pennywhore: whos my future babe

Bev: so i have a friend her name is fiza

Bev: and she'd love to meet you

Bev: but like...

Mike: turn into a hot guy bc you look ugly as fuck

Bev: thanks mike

Pennywhore: okay r00d

Pennywhore: is this okay?

Pennywhore: *send an image of a hot guy in your fantasy*

Will: woooowwww hot hot

Will: would smash

Stan: will calm down yo nuts

Will: don't worry i have my boyfriend mike

Will: he's hotter than pennybitch

Pennywhore: mike istg if you say something i'm gonna remove you again

Mike: but-

Mike: i'm-

Mike: straight.

Richie: GOD DAMMIT MIKE

Eddie Spaghetti: MIKE YOU ARE SO STUPID LIKE MXMMXNXN

Richie: I KNOW RIGHT A SON OF A BITCH WOULD GET IT

Pennywhore: A BITCH HERSELF WOULD GET IT

Bill: no insults please

Stan: awh look at my baby

Stan: everything for you ❤️

Bill: ❤️❤️

Bill: so how is the pennybitch x fiza thing going?

Eddie Spaghetti: yea what's the plan

Bev: how about we add her

Richie: more 🅱️ussyyyy😩😩

Will: omfg-

Stan: wow richie.

Bev added Fiza to the groupchat

Bev: hey hey

Mike: welcome!

Bill: hi i'm dating stan.

Stan: hi im stan.

Will: hi i'm will and i'm dating the best boy on the world named mike

Pennywhore: oh no-

Richie: hi im richie and i'm gonna kick mike
out

Fiza: why that?

Mike: i'm dating bev?? not you???

Eddie Spaghetti: thats why^

Richie removed Mike

Pennywhore: when will talks about his bf mike he thinks it's about him

Fiza: omfg that's dumb

Bill: ikr

Fiza: sO

Fiza: whATS UP FUCKERS IM FIZA

Bev: omg you're perfect for each other

Pennywhore: calm down

Fiza: yea your 🅱️ussy is almost 🅱️oppin

Pennywhore: omfg i already love you

Fiza: i love you bitch

Pennywhore: oh my goiiidd

Fiza: I ain't never gonna stop lovin you

Fiza: bicth

Pennywhore: ohno.

Stan: B I C T H

Mike: yes she is a bitch

Mike: b

Mike: i

Mike: c

Mike: t

Mike: h

Eddie Spaghetti: wtf is you doin here

Richie: omg

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A/N
oh yea

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