Veela and her wolf

17

Daughter of the dark and moon

hidden in mud

Will meet her match with a bird of prey

Their union will be realized in a fury of

Fur joining feathers.

Destined to turn the tide

of the greatest war

Their love will save us all

'Why do I have to clean all of these ruddy loos.'

'Because you are a bigoted selfish prat, who went after my best friend you dolt'

'Oi come on Ginny, you can't tell me it's bloody normal, makes me sick'

'Sounds like thou doth protest too much.'

'Huh?'

'Oh yeah Hermione showed me a muggle author Shakesfork or something, kind of boring reading, but seemed to have a few good lines. Anyway, enough distractions get back to it.'

'Uugh why did they put you in charge? Also, why must I do this using muggle means...while wearing nothing but shorts, rainbow suspenders and a tutu?'

'Well first off they put me in charge because you insulted my best friend and I was just as mad as her and her mate if you didn't notice, they decided I would not let you off easy. Secondly you must use muggle means because magic would be too easy, you really need some sense knocked into you. To insult a newly mated pair, you daft prick, you almost got yourself killed. While I hate your thoughts on things you are still my brother and I love you. That being said I am going to help you instead of curse you. By the time I'm done with you we will be singing showtimes and painting rainbows. And thirdly the tutu was my idea, you need some humility dear brother.'

'What's with all of the rainbow talk?'

'Muggle symbolism, it stands for gay pride.'

'Come on Ginny this isn't fair.'

'What isn't fair is what you put you supposed best mate through because you thought he put his name in for the tournament because you were jealous, what isn't fair is how you treated Hermione when you found out who her parents were a fact, need I remind you she had no idea about until then, what isn't fair is that you called her mate a slut repeatedly, and it really isn't fair how you keep getting away with things like this, hence your punishment.'

'Uuuugh I guess you're right I have been a bit of a git, how much longer is this going to take?'

'Well seeing as this is the first loo of 500, probably a while. You have been given permission to miss class until you finish, breaks only to bathe, eat, and sleep for 5 hours a night. Be glad you are alive after that last stunt you pulled. We are also holding back your mail till you finish, I'm sure when mum hears about this you will be getting a howler no doubt.'

'Oh Merlin, you told her!'

'Of course! Hermione is like a daughter to her. You better get used to groveling, not gonna ease up when you get home. So chop chop, you have me for the next two hours until Filch takes over, I hear he quite likes you in this getup.'

Crookshanks had been playing just outside Hermione's quarters. He was happily chomping in his pilfered catnip when he looked up to see a huge black wolf walking towards the room, Crooks eyes widened comically... dropping his catnip completely shocked...

Meow? Who are you big black dog? Rawr Do you have tuna?

-Crooks? I can hear you!