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A/N: just a little bit of fluff for your enjoyment. Pic is how I picture Hermione wearing her eagle feather and how her hair looks now

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If you hear him howling around your kitchen door, you better not let him in

Little old lady got mutilated last night

Werewolves of London again

Ah-ooo werewolves of London

Ah-ooo werewolves of London

'I can't believe you have that ridiculous ringtone on your ridiculous muggle device'. Fleur huffed

'But it's my jam!'  Hermione replied

'Ugh you spent too much time with that half-breed, so much so, that you have begun speaking like her.'  Fleur replied grumpily

'Just kidding luv,'

...ah-ooo werewolves of London...

Hermione then howled along with the

Ringtone as she answered.

'Ah-oooo, ahem I mean hello'

A laughing pixie on the other side of the line could be heard over the receiver. 

'I see you are still torturing your mate with your ringtone' (Alice)

Hermione laughed indignantly at that, 'hey it's not my fault, it's my song!  I'm a werewolf...from a suburb of London...so not London directly but...'

The pixiepire laughed harder at this

'You are too much Chewy.'

Hermione grumbled at the nickname Kate had given her, the trickster said she reminded her of Chewbacca, which had initially confused Hermione because

1) Her coat was not the same color and

2) No matter how many times Alice would quote that muggle movie (Despicable Me 'she's so fluffy I'm gonna die') Neither Alice's demise seemed forthcoming nor was her fluffiness that ridiculous

3) She did not sound like that infernal creature...even if they did happen upon her once sleeping on the Res, snoring in the woods cuddling with her imprint...she did not sound like that...and that was the story she was sticking with, no matter the validity...

The ice queen Rose had laughed for five minutes straight the first time she heard her mate's nickname for the stinky mutt-Rosalie's words.  Rose being a closeted Star Wars nerd got the reference quickly and couldn't agree more. 

Hermione however did not take offense to Rosalie's never ending taunts about it.  Not after one night at a bonfire.  Rose had taken her to the side and told her stories of what her mother was like, how she admired her strength of conviction and character, and how she helped save her own coven when their own vampire governing coven descended upon them.  The Voltouri would have ended their existence if not for the help of their furry stinky counterparts, something Rosalie would never forget.  She vowed to Hermione, to always protect  her, Leah's daughter if the need were to ever arise. 

.......

'Anyways just making sure you guys made it back to Hogwarts ok.  Esme sends her love and hoped the lasagna made the trip ok.  Did Harry and Ron like it, I know you said they had never tried it before?'

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