34- we love a good parallel

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'the losers party'

gaten mozzarella:
one day we should all hang out
like all 12 of us

cable:
there's 13 of us dude

em:
i've been EXCLUDED

gaten mozzarella:
NO
i excluded finn

finnie boi:
what did i do to deserve this

cable:
you breathed

finnie boi:
I DESERVE BETTER

noodles:
meh

ja3d3n:
all wyatt ever says in this chat is meh

noodles:
yea and you're never in the chat so shut up

jack from state farm:
all noah ever does is back up emma

em:
THATS NOT TRUE

germs:
where's noah to say "i don't do that!"

soph:
i was wondering the same

em:
SHUT UP YOU TWO
he's sleeping
he fell asleep bc i put on st and he hates me </3

finnie boi:
i would've fallen asleep too

gaten mozzarella:
love my fans!!!

the chosen one:
you can't steal my line

gaten mozzarella:
it's not your line

the chosen one:
but i've said it before

gaten mozzarella:
that doesn't mean you OWN it

cable:
doEsnT meAn yOu owN iT

germs:
own it on dvd and blu-ray now!

em:
this went from planning a hang out to attacking finn to attacking others to bickering to promo in the span of like 10 mins

mills:
this chat is a mess

gaten mozzarella:
are you all gonna ignore my plan to all hang out again

cable:
yes

em:
cALEB
no we won't
but i don't think anyone's parents would be up for that

mills:
yea em's right
plus how could all of us go to la at the same time
and what about school

gaten mozzarella:
way to shoot down my plans millster

mills:
sorry gaten

soph:
aren't all of you guys home schooled tho

sadie luv:
no they just never go to school bc they're busy

em:
this is true
like when is finn ever in school

finnie boi:
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT
WHAT ABOUT NOAH

em:
NOAH IS SLEEPING LEAVE HIM ALONE

the chosen one:
emma literally attacks everyone but noah

soph:
um
i have never experienced that emotion
don't lie chosen

the chosen one:
FINE
all the guys but noah***

jack from state farm:
still false
but close enough

em:
i have attacked noah before you liars
remember when i called him a country boi

mills:
when you what?

ja3d3n:
this may be because i'm not active but i don't think that happened

jack from state farm:
^^

em:
shit sorry
that was when we were texting one on one

mills:
wOw
glad to be excluded like that

em:
MILLS
we text all the time shush

mills:
yeah you're right
anyway bye! gotta go do some school work

soph:
gross

germs:
ew

gaten mozzarella:
no

em:
what

finnie boi:
STOP
i've been attacked 3 times

the chosen one:
how'd you even notice what they were doing

finnie boi:
i've become an expert and figuring these things out

em:
wait did you actually count?
wow. lo$er.

soph:
we been knew

finnie boi:
i didn't count bc i didn't have to
i cry every time i'm attacked and i've cried three times </3

em:
THATS SUCH A LIE YOU LITERALLY LAUGH

noodles:
i can confirm

finnie boi:
i gots to go i can't handle this exposure

em:
have fun silently reading the chat

finnie boi:
that's caleb

cable:
what did i ever do to you

finnie boi:
you breathed

em:
wow we love a good parallel amirite

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