Mistakes Made Known

Three: Meeting Him

You know those cartoons like Tom and Jerry, where Tom puts cheese and the smell of the cheese just carries Jerry?

Well this seemed like a similar situation. Because one moment I was noticing that smell, next thing I knew, I was standing in front of the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

MATE

It had eyes that were as brown and warm as hot cocoa on a winter's night. He had messy brown hair, a bit taller than I was, he wore a grey t- shirt with jeans and sneakers. His outfit hugged him in all the right places and all I could think of was finding out what was beneath those clothes.

Trust me when I say that a boy with beautiful eyes is more handsome than one with a beautiful face. Oh, I'm in the middle of the woods. It's quite quiet. I'm probably a bit far from the mating run. Such a perfect meeting place.

Wait, OMG, am I drifting off?.

My Lord, I am drifting off. What would my mate think of me now? He must think that he is fated for a total nutcase. My internal dialogue is totally not helping at all.

I come back to my senses only to find out that he has been waving and snapping his fingers to gain my attention. Oh my God this is so embarrassing. If I wasn't sure before, I'm pretty sure I'm glowing beet red right now.

"Baby doll, we have eternity to look at each other. We can save that for later. First, you could do me the honors of telling me your name." This strange brown eyed mate of mine was speaking to me. "My name is Cloud Morgan. You are?".

"I guess it's pretty important to know my name because whose other name would you be screaming soon when we are..., you know what I mean". Oh my God, the nerve of this boy. My face is flaming red right now.

"Beating about the bush hasn't told me your name. Rather, it has created a really bad first impression of you. You can rectify that or you should be expecting the screaming of other names when we are...,you know what I mean".

The expression on his face was priceless. I'm sure that he would think twice before making such comments in the nearest future. "Jason Park , at your service forever and always".

"Am I supposed to say aww at that? oh puhlease, save it for the ladies you managed to charm before we met".

"Harsh. What makes you think that there were others before you?".

Can you believe this guy?

"First of all, you are meeting the girl that you are supposed to spend the rest of your life with, you are not nervous, you are not faking confidence either, this shows that you are very used to talking your way to the good books of girls.

Secondly, you just brought up the issue of sex under ten minutes of us meeting knowing very well how it makes girls blush. You also mentioned it in such a civilized manner reducing the chances of a girl slapping you at once. That pretty much sums it up".

"Sweetie, don't get me wrong but you just met me so you can't just judge me just like that. That's rather rude of you".

"Well Honey, if you didn't know, let me inform you. The function of first impressions is for judgement. To know whether the person is a proper person or not. I must say that I'm an average judge of character. So please prove me wrong. I am, offering you a second chance".

"Alright, I'll try. First of all, not that I'm complaining, your outfit is making it really hard to give a good impression right now. You don't need to know where my mind has wandered to because I can see straight through your gown".