Book one
What happens when all of the gods go back to school? Zeus is making them redo the year because of the problems with last year. But this year, there's a new girl Sakura. What will happen when she meets Takeru the Japanese god of the sea...
I've been going to this school for a week now, and it sucks. Thoth is making us call him Master Thoth, like we're worth less then him. And these uniforms are horrendous. It's a white uniform with a sun on the shoulder and gold markings on it. Then there is a black and white belt that goes around my waist and I have a red tie with symbols on it. Then the skirts are black with a white trim. Then we have to wear these boots that go up to your ankle and are half white and brown at the top.
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Yui said that she wants to have a picnic with us all today, I wonder what that's about? "Sakura what organs are inside a humans chest?" Master Thoth said to me knowing I wasn't paying attention. But I'll show him that I know my stuff better than anyone here. "The heart, esophagus, trachea, lungs, and the thoracic diaphragm." "Tch" Master Thoth said then continued his lesson. "Loki! Sense you are so smart that you are daydreaming, tell me where does blood receive oxygen from?" "Um" As I stretched my arms, I 'accidentally' put a paper on Loki's desk next to me. He opened it up and said "The capillaries." "Tch" Master Thoth said again, then he went back to his lesson. "Thank you Chip-Chip!" Loki said then winked at me. "Why are you calling me that?" "Because you are like a chip!" Loki said smiling. I want to know why he gave me that horrible nickname. You know what, I'm going to mess around with him a bit. "So I'm fat like a chip." "Yes you--No!" Loki screamed disrupting the class. I grinned when he did that. Everyone's looking at him. "What I mean is that chips are ugly on the outside, but are really delicious!" This is getting interesting. "So not only are you calling me fat, but ugly too? Who knew I had so many things in common with a chip." I said and faked a frown. Then Master Thoth left the classroom, while everyone was still looking at us. This is getting really good very fast. "That's not what I mean!" Loki screamed again pouting at me. "Chips are hard one the outside but taste really good. This related to you because you act tough on the outside, but you're actually nice on the inside!" Loki said to me. I'm shocked, everyone looked at us shocked. I just did one thing nice to him and this happens. Wow. "Why are you all looking at me?" Looking around like he just realized everyone is looking at us. "Loki." Yui began to say, "you said something smart! And Sakura made a friend!" I can't believe this. Just because he gave me a nickname doesn't mean we're friends. I got my stuff, and left the room. "Wait!" I heard Yui and Balder say to me as I left. As I walked into the next class, Yui sat next to me and Balder sat in front of her. "You are coming to the picnic right?" Yui said to me. As I pretend I was thinking about it I said, "no." "But why? It will be fun!" Balder said to me. "Because I was brought here to teach you about humans like Yui should be doing, and that rule doesn't say I need to make friends to graduate." "But making friends is part of our human nature!" Yui said. These people just don't know when to give up. I hate to say it but I don't want to be bugged today. "I'll come, but I want you two to stop begging me to do something with everyone everyday." They looked at me surprised, then they looked happy, too happy. "We're so happy!" Then Yui started crying. "I'm so happy!" Was all she said as she cried. "Are you ok? Did I say something wrong?" "I'm just so happy you're making an effort to bond with us!" "You sound like the mother I never had." I said with a bitter smile on my face. She looked at me confused. What do I expect? She doesn't know about my past, and I can't keep it that way. Haruhi was right. This whole week she was telling me to tell Yui and that it's not healthy to suffer alone with this burden. But when should I tell her? I know! I'll tell her at the picnic! "Ding. . . Ding. . . Ding" it's time for lunch. I don't like sitting with big groups so I've been eating with Haruhi the whole week. As I made my way to my room I heard people. As I opened the door, I saw all of the gods and Yui in my living room eating. When I looked at the table I saw Haruhi and she said, "she always comes in here because she doesn't like big crowds, and the food at human schools are horrible so why would it be any different here! She just won't listen to me! And speaking of the devil, here she is! "What are you all doing here?" I said to them annoyed, this is my relation time to get away from them! And they are interrupting it! "We decided to visit you Chip-Chip! They all said it was a great idea so here we are my little Chip!" Loki said to me. "Stop calling me that!" I said to him angrily. "Haruhi can I talk to you privately?" "Sure! But sense we're all friends why don't you tell all of us what you want to say?" Fuck. That doll is going to be the death and the greatest embarrassment of me. I grabbed her by her back and led her into my room. "Why did you let them in?!" I asked her angrily. "I know you need friends but you just won't admit it. So I wanted to surprise you with them." She said it in an innocent voice and looked at her feet. I hate that she's so cute! I can't be angry at her if she looks at me like this. "I forgive you." I said half upset and angry. Then she brought me back into the living room. "Sakura you're going to eat with us right?" Yui said to me. "I'll do it for the picnic but I'm not in the mood right now." I said to her and went into the kitchen and made a salad. Then I went into my room and closed the door. I turned on the tv and put on twilight. Then someone knocked on the door, "it's me Yui. Can I come in?" "I don't care." Then she came in at sat down on the side of the bed next to me. "Do you not like us?" Yui asked looking me straight in the eye sadly. "It's not that I don't like you." "Then what is it?" She said looking at me even more sad. "I just don't trust any of you." "You trust Haruhi." "What did she tell you?!" I said and dropped my salad onto the bed. "That something happened and that you don't trust us. Please don't be mad at her!" She looked at me begging me not to be mad. I'm tired of this. "I'll go to the picnic, but that's the last thing I'm ever doing with any of you!" I yelled at her making sure that they all heard me. Then I got up and left with my backpack. I can't believe you Haruhi! I thought you were my friend but I guess not. I went into the woods, and climbed a tree. I'm don't care anymore, I'm going to skip the rest of the classes and stay here. I'm tired. I'll just take a nap. -------------------------------------------------------------- (Takeru)
