Earth-Chan and The other planets

EARTH CHAN

> THESE ARE ALL REAL FACTS<

Earth-Chan: OHHH hello I'm earth chan... I am quite small and I have a few friends !... Would you like to go meet them ?

*you nod your head*

Earth-chan: YAYYY Ok, So This is Mercury-Kun... He is the closest to sun- Sama Making him the hottest planet ,

Mercury-Kun: Sup, I'm mercury kun

Earth Chan: The hottest *drools a bit*

Mercury: Anyway more about me I'm the second to last smallest planet.. Na the hottest.. I'm named after the greek messenger god.. I don't why.. NAYEAY GET OUT OF MY ORBIT FLATTY !!

Earth-chan: IM NOT FLAT !!! *she walks out of his orbit (his room) and she walks in Venus-Chans orbit* This is Venus-Chan.. The second hottest planet ! She is also like a big sister too me as we are the same size in mass

Venus-Chan: Aww Thank you Earth- Chan.. *she smiles* Anyway I'm Venus the second planet closest to the sun.. I'm named after the Roman Goddess Venus, the goddess of love and beauty.. and I'm the secondest most brightest light in the sky.. after Moon-Chan

Earth-Chan: Is That Why you are so beautiful??

Venus-Chan: Aww Thanks little earthy... Also ignore Merc.. It's his new year..he has been drinking loads

Earth- Chan: OKAY BYEEE VENUS- CHAN !!! *goes out of her orbit into mine*

Earth-Chan: OHHH ITS ABOUT MEEEE YAYYYY.. Well I'm Earth- Chan.. I'm the thrid cloest to the sun and I'm the only planet to be not named after a Roman not Greek god or goddess... I'm also the only planet to have living things, as the humans so far have descovered... And I'm also the same size as Venus... Also if theres no art in my name earth would just be eh... Okay anywayyy Next planet... My best frienddd !!! *she goes to Mars- Kuns orbit* HWELLLO MARS- KUN !!!

Mars-Kun: Sup Earth, what do you need ?

Earth- Chan: to say some interesting facts and things about yourself..

Mars-Kun: Ohhh Okay *thinks* I'm Mars- Kun also known as the red planet, I'm the fourth planet from the sun. I am named after The Roman god Mars the god of war. Some people think I have living things too...And I have storms, earthquakes the normal things... I am the third smallest planet and I also have a chocolate bar named after me!!

Earth- Chan; Well it was cool hanging with you see ya Marsyyyy

Mars-Kun- Ohh Earth- Chan be careful... Jupiter-Kun is the largest... He could hurt you.. please be careful

Earth- Chan: I will byeee *gies into Jupiter's orbit* Helllllooo Jupiter- Kun

Jupiter-kun: Hello earth chan, what are you doing ???

Earth- Chan: Wellll the author wanted people to get to know us better Isn't that right killer ?

Killer: Why am I being dragged into my own creation ???, But yes earth- Chan that's what I wanted..

Jupiter-Kun: Ih Okay Then... Good evening... I am Jupiter- Kun.. I am named after the Greek god...Jupiter the king of gods... Perfect for me, I'm the fifth furthest  from the sun, I'm also the first gas planet

Earth- Chan: That explains the smell

Jupiter-Kun: Anyway I'm the fastest planet in the solar system and the red spot on me is my beauty mark.. just kidding it's a storm.. Anyway an I go back to watching Bijuu Mike looking at earth-chan memes ??

Earth- Chan: If course you can... Next planet *jumps into Saturn's orbit, <starts playing if you like then you should put a ring on it while reading about saturn>* SAAAATURNN-CHANNN!!!

Saturn-Chan: Y-Y-Y-Yes ??

Earth- Chan: Can you explain to the reader who you are and some interesting facts about you ???

Saturn-Chan: O-O-Okay ? Well hi I'm Saturn-Chan, Named after the Greek god of farming... I'm also known as the ringed planet cuz God said I was the only in to put a ring in it so, but my rings aren't sold.. They have crystals inside of them though.. I am also the second biggest planet, a gas planet, VERY SHY and i am also the sixth planet away from the sun...can you go now...

Earth- Chan: Are you Okay ??

Saturn-Chan: I will be now go to... you know who..

Earth-Chan: Okay !! *jumps to Uranus-Sama* HWELLOOOO

@@!@@-Sama: Hello Earth-Chan !

Earth- Chan: Why is your name like that... BAD KILLER LET HER NAME BE SEEN !!!

Killer: I DONT WANT THIS TAKEN DOWN !!! FINNNEEE

*rewrites it*

Earth-Chan: Okay !! *jumps to Uranus-Sama* HWELLOOOO

Uranus
@@!@@-Sama: Hello Earth-Chan !

Earth-Chan: Can you say who you are and interesting facts about you

Killer: THAT ARENT DIRTY !!

Earth-Chan: Oh Shut it.. you are on my hair you know !! I WILL START AND EARTHQUAKE

killer: Okay Okay.. I will get out of the story...

Uranus-Chan: Well hello I'm Uranus-chan, I'm the seventh planet away from the sun... I'm also know as the ice planet as I'm the coldest so far... I was almost not a planet whattt ?!?!? But now I am luckly... I am named after the Greek god of the sky...and Uranus' ( the god not me) son Is Saturn ( god of the farming) and grandson is Jupiter (the king of gods)... Okay an you leave now... you are kinda making me have global warming...

Earth- Chan: Okay Okay *jumps to Neptune's orbit* HELLOOO NEP !!!

Neptune-Kun: *takes off his head phones and puts down a cigarette laced with seaweed* Yes, Ear ?

Earth- Chan: Can you answer who you are and some interesting facts

Neptune-Kun: suppppp im Neptune, I'm named after the Greek god Neptune, God of the sea... I'm the eighth furthest planet from the sun and I'm the fourth largest planet... I also have a storm called the Small Dark Spot. This storm is around the same size as Earth- Chans  moon... That's why I'm smoking seaweed

Earth- Chan: Okay I will let you have that *looks at the cigarette* MOVING ON TO THE CUTEST AND LAST PLANET *jumps to Pluto's orbit* Hwelllo child !!!!

Pluto- Senpai: EARTH- SENPAI !!! *runs up and hugs her*

Earth- Chan: Hello do you kind saying who you are and some interesting facts ???

Pluto- Senpai: OFFFF COUSREEED !!!
Hwello i am Pluto, Also known as the dwarf planet cuz I'm the tinyest and the coldest planet... I'm the ninth planet.. I also don't have a normal orbit like the other planets.. so I get bullied a lot *she starts to cry then she stops herself and smilez* But I'm okay... I am named after the greek god of the underworld... So that's fun... Earth- senpai can you stay with me for a bit ???

Earth- Chan: of course... The people on my hair can have snow today < LITERALLY> killer can you sign off

Killer: So that's the end.. For now !)