My wife says she wants a divorce. This pineapple fanny pack has taken over my life and I'm fine with that. I'm moving out now I have my weird furry hat and my pineapple fanny pack. I will create my own land and rule it with my pineapple love. I will live in a pineapple and be called Pat Pack head of the Pineapple Fanny Tribe. The national anthem will be Pacific Kiss by Apple Juicee.
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