Durarara Parent Scenarios!

He shows you off/He needs help

Mikado:

"So, you're saying that you found a baby on the street and all of sudden decided to adopt her? Not only that, but you name her Y/N Ryuugamine and now she's your daughter?"

"Pretty much, yeah."

Masaomi smiled his mischievous smile and tickled you, making you laugh.

"What if she was your actual child? And not only that, but the mom was actually some hot girl that belonged to this rich family in America? You see where I'm getting here?"

Mikado passed the lame joke off as nothing more than pretty dumb and store at you, his beautiful little angel. You barely talked and loved to stay close to Mikado, who couldn't afford a crib for you and decided that you were better off sleeping near him than in some basket. After he found you, he immediately called Masaomi, whom he explained the whole situation to.

"Dude, you seem pretty attached to her." Masaomi commented, snapping Mikado out of his thoughts.

"Yeah I guess," Mikado shrugged his shoulders, "but she's so cute. I've never really felt this way about somebody before."

"Mm-hm, now that you've named it, you've gotten attached!"

"I guess so..."

Masaomi:

"Aw, she's so cute!"

"Oh my god, is she your illegitimate child or something?"

"Can I hold her?"

People, especially girls, gathered around Masaomi, who held you, his little Scarf, in his arms proudly and smiled.

"Look no further ladies!" He yells. "I've got a kid now, and her name is Y/N Masaomi! You can look, but can't touch, she's already got a handsome father!"

"Masaomi, hey what's going on?" Mikado questioned as he squeezed past everyone with Anri. "I-is that a kid?!"

"Yep! Y/N Masaomi, who obviously takes after her lovely dad."