Bella Swan: The wet protagonist
Okay so Bella is a completely worthless bitch of a character and there's no arguing that. She is a horrible role model to all girls and she completely stereotypes the entire female gender. Bella makes us all look like sappy little bitches who can't live without a man. Newsflash Bella: this is the 21st century. She makes her whole life revolve around a stalker vampire, and yet she still thinks everyone else revolves around her. After She meets Edward, Bella starts neglecting her friends. She barely has a smart thought. Bella is a retarded slut with no personality. And apparently, everybody loves her! Bella makes it seem like you need to have a man in your life to be happy, which is totally not the case. When Edward breaks up with her for her safety, does Bella handle the rejection and move on? No! Instead she curls up in a ball and becomes comatose for months. She continuously thinks she can put herself in harms way because her vampire boyfriend will come and save her. She then decides to jump off a cliff, but guess what? Edward saves her! Predictable, right? Because he constantly stalks her, but that's for another time. Bella teaches young girls that without a man they are basically nothing, which like I've said a load of times, is obviously not true. There's also her great parenting skills, but that's in another chapter. Did you know that Bella Swan is basically just Stephanie Meyer? Well now you do! She practically made the Twilight Saga into a self insert story.
