nothing but shit. Rick Sanchez x Reader

The origins of Y/N

 "Shut up jerry" Rick belched while shoveling eggs in to his mouth, "nothing you say matters, your just a-a-a piece of shit, out of work, waist of space!" jerry glares back at rick with resentment. Everyone else stays silent, including you, your name, Y/N, a friend of Morty smith, ricks grandson, you have been a family friend since you met Morty in kindergarten, as of last year you've been living with the strange dysfunctional family, since your parents died in a fire that was started by an angry ex boyfriend. You were stuck in the blaze if rick hadn't been fling over your house after a random adventure with Morty you would also be dead...

(flash back )

.... sitting in your room, contemplating your most recent break up, Adam was a crazed ass hat, making you feel like shit. You are 18 with your life ahead of you and he waisted 4 years of your life, with nothing but bullshit, ridiculously jealous of rick and the smiths as you was always spending time with them more than him, he was clearly not happy with the breakup just leaving your house making all kinds of stupid threats.

Unknown to you he was outside your front door muttering swears while setting the front garden on fire your parents were asleep and you were just finishing up some reading. The fire spread quickly too quickly the majority of your house was on fire every room filled with smoke and flames, you were sitting on a corner in shock trying to drown out the screams of your parents with a small song you could mumble to yourself.

Above you rick was drunkly driving Morty back from some random adventure "wo-wow rick look at that over there. Seems to be a fire near Y/N house" Morty point in direction of smoke rising in to the night sky, "le-lets check it out" rick belched steering the ship to that direction, the closer they got the more they both began to panic as it was getting more and more likely that there hunches were correct and it was YOUR house on fire. "oh jeez Rick it is Y/N house!" Morty screeched as Rick quickly zoomed to your house "stay here keep the engine running!" Rick yelled creating a portal in the floor of the ship before landing in to your room, screaming your name and squinting his eyes to finally spot you huddled in the corner trapped by the fire all around you, "Y/N, QUICKLY JUMP THROUGH THE PORTAL" rick yelled as he fired a portal in to the fire, you stood up jumping through the portal on one side while he jumped through the other side. You both landed in the same seat in the ship. You were covered in soot and smelt like burning but the look in your eyes said that you would have been prepared to die. Rick swiftly straightened you up and moved to the drivers seat flying the ship higher to beat the flames and was about to create another portal "ill go get your folks" he announced but not before you grabbed on to his shoulder "its too late rick they are long dead" you said deadpan, he looked at you with a straight face but eyes flickering with worry, sat back down and just watched the flames engulf your previous home....