Selphor: ohhh my goood, you ruined this picture! I wore a nice outfit AND straightened my hair, only to have the photo ruined by some hideous fugly slut! What even is that face!? Don't even get me started on the hairstyle! How does your mom even let you leave the house like that!?
Me: shut up. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! YEAH, MY BEAUTY MAY NOT COMPARE TO YOURS AND I MIGHT BE MURDEROUS BUT THE REASON IM LIKE IT IS BECAUSE OF YOU!! ALL YOU DO IS GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON! YOURE THE BITCH HERE!! ONLY ONE PERSON LIKES YOU!!! SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE OR I SWEAR YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN, PINK HAIRED BITCH!