You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When God made you, he was showing off.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Do you know what I want for Christmas? A date with you!
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