The stuff I write in my journal

Hilurous

Boy:Imma take my girlfriend out for Valentine's day
boy brother:she dumped you 4 months ago*walks to the couch*
Boy:Aaahhh ahhh i forgot*falls on the floor*
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Killer:If you ever wanna see your family again count to 10
Girl:1,3,5,7,9-
Killer:What about the even numbers!?
Girl:I can't even!
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Girl:And she's all like don't talk to me like that and I'm like YOU AIN'T SHIT!!!
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Boy:How long have I've been ugly?
Girl:A long perdocialy time
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Girl:A,B,C,D,E,F,G imma cut you ho don't fuck with me
Everyone:*back away*
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Boy:is there anything you want to tell me?
Girl:no
Boy:no?
Girl:no
Boy:ok
Other girl:is he your fiance or your door mat?
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Girl:'cause all of me wants to throw a shovel at your head!*grabs shovel*
Boy:*backs up then runs*
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Toby:hey
Timothy:why the hell are you texting me at four in the morning!?
Toby:why the hell are you texting me back at four in the morning
Timothy:well played....
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Jeff:Dude,I wasn't that drink
Brian:You walked up to a semi-truck and whispered,I know your secret...... Optimas Prime
Jeff:so you know his secret too
Brian:-__-
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Well there is this one the next one will be a song so enjoy asses im out