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Dad: Hey sweetie we all miss you loads!!! Can't wait to see you :). Me and your mom just finished fucking your sister in bed, she's cute when she sleeps.
Daughter: Uh, what dad?
Dad: Don't you remember you used to love it, even the you were asleep all the time.
Daughter: OMG!!!! WHAT THE FUDGE DAD?!!!??!!?!!!
Dad: Haha whoops :P i meant tucking in, don't tell your mother. Goodnight pumpkin, i'm going to bang with your brothers now, they miss you.
Daughter: Omg DAD GET ANOTHER PHONE
YOU ARE READING
Omg so true moments
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