John: Hey mom whats for lunch?
Mom: I'm inbetween Chicken or penis butt and jelly, which would you prefer?
John: Hmmm. For some reason i'm leaning mor towards the chicken.
Mom: Okay sounds good cause I think we're starting to run out of penis butt.
Mom: OMFG PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. Why didn't you say anything about that?
John: Cause i thought you were being serious.
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