Funny Moments

Stalking Law

Do you every have a conversation with your parents and the subject of marriage comes up in it. 

This happened to me and my family when we was reading a book that tells about how to keep a married. 

When people are married they like talking about it to their friends and most married people have single people as friends. 

My grandmother was like "girls, when you get married you better get ride of your single friends, if not they gonna be one of the main reasons of a downfall in your marriage." 

All in your face talking about "your man isn't a looker so you don't have to worry about me with him."

But the second you're gone they all of a sudden need to borrow something from, knowing your schedule. 

{Knock Knock Knock}

"hey is your wife here "

"no"

"well i need to get some that i left here" pushing her way in the house.

not only that but then she's wearing the tight short dress, that every step she took it would rise. 

You better not believe what your single friends say, especially when you know they are always looking for some fun. 

My grandmother love taking about what might happen in the future, giving  life story that if i wrote them down as they was happening or being told it would have been longer but i have a terrible memory.