Chapter 9

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This literally doesn't go anywere here.....I just wanted to make this.
Lafeyette:underlined and bold
John: italics and bold
Alex: bold
Hercules: *bold with stars*

            IMAGINE the hamilsqaud just playing minecraft....just imagine it

MINECRAFT:

Alex joined the game
Lafayette joined the game
John joined the game

HEY ITS ALEX!!!! John slaps alex.

John what the hell!!!!????

Chill mon ami. Where is Hercules???

Hercules joined the game

*im here!!!! OMG A HORSE* Hercules is on top of a horse.

Guys!!! Quit fooling around and help me collect wood. Alex chops down a tree but john steals wood. Alex slaps john. John dies.

John respawns.

Bitch! What the heck?!?!? Alex collects his wood.

Sorry

Ooh mon amour look flowers. Lafayette stops to smell the flowers. Hercules runs over on his horse.

Cmon guys lets go to that mountain. All three of them walk to the mountain and john only gets lost 3 times.

They reach the top and Hercules' horse accidentally pushes alex off the mountain and alex loses almost all his health. They all run down and throw cow and chicken meat at him. Alex eats it then they head back up to a cave.

Hey are there turtles in minecraft?

I love you so much john! But no.....but there are zombies.

How does a zombie relate to a turtle?

They are green.

A bat flies out and Lafayette tries to chase it. He comes back and immediately they get chased out my an endermen.

*holy shit*

Alex drowns in water. HELP HOW DO I GET UP!!!!!

Alexander....press up.

Oh haha....

I thought you were the smart one!

*ooooooh* OOOOOH

alex slaps john.

SORRY SORRY I said sorry!!!!!

Alex finds a chicken. This chicken is my happiness. Alex kills chicken and eats it.

You eat your happiness?!?!?

Alex slaps john twice while laf and herc laugh.

(Ok guys you know how in minecraft you can go down and up i think it's called hide)

Lafayette presses hide really fast and it looks like he's twerking.

Hercules! Mon amour see something you like~

Hercules left the game.

Hercules rejoins wearing no clothes. He chases Lafayette.

Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!

Alex face palms outside of the game.

Hercules wiggles his eyebrows at alex Who is so disgusted.

What is rape?

John is too pure for that.

It's a...........it's a dog.......that is........um.......... looks at Lafayette. ITS A FRENCH DOG!

Lafayette and Hercules laugh there butts off.

Awwww! I want a rape!!! I want a rape!!!!!!! BUY ME RAPE.

*alex will rape ya* Hercules winks.

Lets just get back to the game . Please?!?!

Ignoring something you want mon ami?!?!?

Aww alex you want a French dog too?

Alex stands up and leaves. He goes to his room and screams in his pillow.

Why did I write that??? Oh my god.....will someone make this a one shot

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