So, I just about had a heart attack. . .
I was on Kik, and I was looking for my cousin, and so I was putting in possible usernames. I put in Harry Styles, because she used to be one of the biggest One Direction fans, and I found a bot that said Harry Styles. So I got curious, and put in Patrick Stump, to see if he would have a bot. But what I found, was like ten times better. Someone has the name Patrick Stump, with username Patrickstump, and the same picture that Patrick Stump normally uses in his social media (the picture in the media section). . .
My sister and cousin both told me to message him, asking if it was really him. I didn't want to because, (a) what of it was really him and he answered me, (b) it wasn't and they thought I was crazy, and (c) I'm a wuss. When I gave them those reasons, my cousin took my phone and asked for me. I received the message: "Oops, it looks like Patrick's phone is off/disconnected.We'll resend the message when they reconnect." I have never been so relieved in my life, that someone wasn't there to answer. When it said that, the only thing I could think to say was "Oh, thank Fall Out Boy," so naturally I say "Oh thank goodness," earning a laugh from my cousin.*"phew" gif here*(I don't have a "phew" gif, hence the stars).
P.S. this all happened at 5:15, December 29, 2017.
Glad that my heart could handle it. If it hadn't, I wouldn't be able to say "Love you my awesome nerds, thanks for reading!" Bye, 👋!
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The Rants of an American Latter-Day Saint Teenager
RandomDedicated to @Arrogant_Boy, because he's awesome, proud to be himself, and he kind of inspired me to write this, in a way. Thank you for being you!
