don't you dare

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Crazy_Random_fandom:I dare Mabel to give Dipper a wedgie
2 weeks later

**Mabel creeps up on Dipper**

**Dipper turns around**

Dipper: don't you fucking dare

Mabel: o.okay

**Mabel walks away**

Bill: wow

Dipper: shut up

**Bill wraps his arms around Dipper**

Bill:can we have some alone time?

Dipper: no

Bill: aww why not

Dipper: your not getting me pregnant again

**Dipper walks away and Bill stands there feeling sad**

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