Rudy368:Do you and Bill have kids? (Real person)
Dipper: well not yet **puts hand on stomach**
Bill: Pine tree did you say something?
Dipper: n..no
Rudy368: is Dipper pregnant and where is mabel?
Dipper: Bill leave
Bill: fine *leaves**
Dipper: yes I am pregnant and Mabel is at candy and Grendas house also can you help me tell Bill?
Crazy_Random_fandom: 1.get a bun 2. Put it in the oven 3. Wait for Bill to come home 4.have him open the oven and let him figure out the rest
Dipper: **puts bun in oven** okay now I turn it on and wait
10 minutes later
Bill: pine tree I'm home! **Bill walks into kicthen** what's going on?
Dipper: I made something for you and all you have to do is take it out of the oven
Bill: um okay **takes out bun** uh pine tree where are buns in here?
Dipper: ....
3......2....1
Bill:**gasp!** We're having a baby!!!**hugs Dipper**
Dipper: yeah
A/N: thank youCrazy_Random_fandom for your submission -XOXO PB
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