still aged upppp
bill:
-you were discussing sex positions
-mike heard
-he sat and watched and almost died laughing
-"i don't know guys i really prefer missionary"
-"i get that but- wait MIKE HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE"
stanley:
-having a whole ass sexc time
-bev walks in
-"OOF MY BOI STAN THE MAN GETTING SOME AYEE imma leave now tho"
-looks around
-"k wanna finish"
eddie:
-looking at you very hungrily
-*wiggles eyebrows*
-having literal eye sex w/ u
-"eddie looks hungry"
-"shut up stan"
-"oH i get it heheh"
richie:
-this is the doings of seven minutes in heaven
-you guys were both half naked when bill opened the door
-he looked at the two of you and then closed the door again
mike:
-in his truck, in the middle of a field at night, your dress is pulled up and he is in his boxers
-as he's about pull his boxers down his fucking grandpa walks up with a flashlight
-"you forgot to feed the chickens mike"
-"graNDAD PLEASE"
beverly:
-making out
-y'all don't get a lot of alone time bc of her dad
-whoops
-the knocking rule doesn't apply to him but apparently not to richie either
-"that's hot"
-"go fuck yourself richie"
-"after what i just saw that won't be hard. but i'll be"
ben:
-giving each other hickeys o.O
BONUS:
henry:
-whipped cream
-🤷♀️
-"is that cum in your hair?"
-"no it's whipped cream"
-"i don't know if that's better or worse"
-"ask [y/n]"
patrick:
-having v kinky sex
-gave 0 fucks
-glared at belch until he walked out
-continued completely unbothered
victor:
-he was trying to teach you how to suck dick
-it was in a school bathroom and eddie walked in
-"stop staring [slur that i am not gonna use]"
-he was TRAUMATIZED
srry for all these spicy™ ones i'm a hormonal teenage girl and they're hilarious so keep requesting :)
