Planet Meow Meow

Chapter 2

Pusheen was very proud of herself. She had cleaned her legs and paws; she even packed a "small" bag of food for her and Stormy to share during the journey. The oversize kitty and her sister were traveling the globe today. They would start in their house, go a couple blocks, then finish off the trip back at the house.

Why, you may ask. Well, having seen the news broadcast, the sisters were determined to find the unicorns. They had prepared very well for this trip. A large bag overflowed with food, bottles of water, yarn, pillows (for naps), a fake mustache, and a monocle to be fancy. When the fabulous felines found the unicorns, Pusheen and Stormy would ride the unicorns, and become super fancy.

Pusheen dragged Stormy out the door. Her claws gripped her sister's arm tight so she wouldn't get away. Stormy was more nervous about this trip than the other cat. She didn't care much for long journeys or unicorns. Walks were bad because she wasn't a dog; unicorns were bad because their horns were pointy and dangerous-looking.

Pusheen pushed the other fluffy kitten through the dogie door, in exasperation at her sister's fear. However, Pusheen was not as fearless as she tried to look. Once a vacuum hummed into sight, that was the only time you'd see her sprint. No way was she going to run for anything else. Nothing was scarier than vacuums. 

The pairs' paws carried them down their subdivision street. Pusheen didn't have time to read the street name, but Stormy noticed it was called "Kitty Court." The two strolled down the sidewalk, keeping their eyes open for unicorns, before Pusheen decided it was time for a break after an exhausting 10 steps. They pulled the pillows out from the bag Stormy had been forced to carry, and sat on them. The fatter one grabbed the food bag and filled up both bowls. Her's was definitely more full than the other. "The fatter one" happened to be Pusheen.

She munched on her "snack" for a while and took a small nap. When she woke up, they started to pack back up. That's when Pusheen heard a noise. Her ears perked at the sound and her head turned to it, only to find Stormy packing the food up. That was terrifying.

Pusheen shrieked when Stormy had sealed the food bag. Why would she do that?! Pusheen thought as she swatted her sister's paw away. The chubby cat refilled her bowl, then grudgingly sealed the bag herself.

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Grumpy Cat glared at the clear tube that exposed water just beyond it. The liquid sloshed up on one side of the tube, causing her to jump back. She gave it a face before continuing her trek through this place. The always-angry feline started to relax, as she had been walking calmly for a while. She started to walk normally, instead of bracing for impact, until she dropped suddenly.

Grumpy shrieked quite loudly, when she realized her mistake. Her paw flew up to her now covered mouth. Stupid kitty, she insulted herself in her mind. That was an even worse decision. Her three paws landed with a thud and without balance. She toppled over and let out a groan of pain and frustration. Her chubby body rolled over, letting her see a very big lobby. Many kitty eyes were on her, as she lie helplessly on a white tile floor. A large, but short, desk titled WELCOME was a few yards away, so she drug herself there. "Badge?" The female feline at the desk asked her.

"What badge?" Grumpy Cat scowled. She gave her a slight glare, trying to be as pleasant as she could. Her fur threatened to stand up in fear, for she did not have a badge.

"Um, the badge you need to get in?" The welcome cat said obviously. This kitty was pretty slow, as she didn't understand Grumpy shouldn't be here.

"I, uh, must have lost it..." Grumpy hesitated. If this was the place her neighbor went, the unicorn weapons must be here.

"I could make you a new one," she started, "but I'd have to get my boss first to confirm you."

This is where Grumpy Cat started to panic. She sure didn't need someone to drag her out of here. Her legs hurt enough. The "welcome cat," as Grumpy called her, left to get her boss. She used some sense here, and stayed where she was. Soon enough, welcome cat, or WC, was back with her authority. She was still panicking until she saw who WC's boss was. Her boss is my neighbor?!  Grumpy sighed of relief. "Neighbor!" She exclaimed.

***

Dog's kitty-brows raised in shock. "Oh no! My TV was too loud," he said, stating the obvious.

"No duh," his neighbor replied, with an eye roll. "You're lucky I didn't pee in your water bowl, and followed you here instead!"

"Wait, you followed Dog The Cat here?" WC asked, dumb-founded.

"Lucy, not need to say my middle name. I've told you several times before. It's just Dog Cat, or Mr. D.Cat," Dog told her once again, annoyed. He rolled his eyes, before getting back to the task at hand. "Now, neighbor Grumpy, that I suddenly know the name of and trust, you are not an employee here yet. This means you unfortunately can not get a badge. However, if you take a classified, long-booty test, we will consider you." He gave Grumpy a stern look, before turning back to Lucy, also known as WC, or Welcome-Cat. "You go back to work." Dog grabbed Grumpy Cat and dragged her along.

***

Grumpy rubbed her eyelids with her paws. Her dreary eyes looked at the clock, then back at her paper. It was 5:00 p.m, meaning she had been taking this test for 6 hours. Thankfully, she was given three 30 minute breaks, that she could merge if she wished. She flipped the last page over, revealing no back questions. The kitty sighed of relief after she had finally finished the test that included questions like this:

If you were Lieutenant, what would you do once the unicorns invade?

'I would grab all the glitter grenades and blow up those uglies.'  Grumpy answered.

What is foreshadowing?

'Foreshadowing is a literary device that gives the reader a hint of what's to come later in the story.'

Are you scared of water?

'Who isn't?!' Grumpy then erased her answer. 'I'm not scared of anything.' She tried instead.

How do you spell MEOW?

'M-E-O-W' Grumpy Cat scowled at their stupidity. She needed to be Lieutenant so she could blow up the unicorns and these losers.

Grumpy slumped against her chair as Lucy came in to get her. "Dog The Cat wishes to see you." She nodded, and got up. Her feet drug across to floor to Dog's huge office. It had glass walls, with a ceiling that was high for a cat, and dark hardwood floors that really stood out among the white rugs. The only thing she didn't like about this office was the other cats in it and the water you could see just behind the walls. 

Dog stood up from his desk and walked towards Grumpy Cat and Lucy. "You may go now," he told an instantly discouraged kitty. "Follow me Grumpy Cat." Grumpy was a little more perky, so she followed Dog swiftly.

Her neighbor opened the door of a similar, yet much bigger office. The back of a large black chair faced them. "General," Dog spoke. The leather chair turned around to reveal the most evil kitty of all time. She had devilishly striped white and light brown fur, and a scar that cut from her jawline to her mid-neck. 

Grumpy Cat couldn't believe her eyes. It was her old meme business partner! Mes-Mesh Cat.

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Shumpy: Henlo all of our amazing Magical Brown Bears! However, I'm thinking of calling the readers of this story Unicorn Exterminators. I don't know! XD Please don't forget to vote and comment! 

Avi: OMG I loved editing this! I wasn't able to write it, but I helped edit so, yay editing! XD Also I think I like calling you guys Unicorn Exterminators.