...Day 1...
"I just can not believe you are considering this Leelee" Zari fumed., as she watched me step onto the balcony of my mothers room because well my room's balcony wasn't as BIG as my moms was which was rather effe'd up if you asked me. I 'pshed girl please'd' her and climb up onto the alabaster banister to hop up onto the roof. Now you'd think that what I was doing was rather stupid but your stupid and I don't really believe that your opinion matters in this case.
"Leelee come down here.! Please and thank you..!!" She screeched there was just no way that she was going to get up on the roof top with., I really didn't see what the big deal was....Who got scared of heights these days.?? Kidding.!!! Actually I'm definitely terrified of heights., as in shit worthy terrified but yet and again here I am...On a roof...by my self....at...night....I'm not crazy. But anyways I tried to get back down my throat in my butt and my butt in my throat...or was there a different saying for that.?? *Shrugs shoulders* My foot slipped on the banister that now seemed slippery and I screamed a very pussifed scream.
"Zariiiii.!!" I screamed out with all my might. And of course I'm pretty sure that was a very short tree branch slipping from my gym shorts...I'm only kidding...but I will speak metaphorically and say that omg watch out birds cause it's raining shit from the human kinddddddd. Zari wrapped her arms around my calfs and nearly toppled me over the very limited side. "WHAT THE EFFFFFFEEEEEEEEE.??" My throat., as you might can tell., was hurting by this point and I just wanted off the roof and to make matters better...ahem my fingers started slipping. "Tell my mother that I hope God smites her one day for forcing me to move away from here and that He is taking me away from her just because of this...." inhale " and I think that she should reconsider and maybe I won't incidentally slip over this here...thing."...Yeah that'll put it to her..while she's crying like a banshee at your fast approaching funeral...hmmm I wonder if she's even made death plans for me...I mean at the rate I'm going...which is every day I'm practically dead ..Hey .!! Don't fault me for being very clumsy and what not. What not being underlined three or four times maybe even boldized.?? Haha new word and/ or capitalized all letters please. Oh yeahh back to current events...Damn ADHD. Grrrr.
"Pleaseeeee Leelee.!! We were supposed to be spending this time together to say goodddbbyyyyyeee.!!" Zari bawled tears and other very unattractive things slipping from her face...Hmm gross.
"Well I-" My last finger finally slipped from their safe haven and the next thing I know I'm in the effing hospital with this white gauze wrapped, and might I add rather tightly, around my throbbing skull. The pain finally hit and I groaned.
"Leelee., baby.!!" I groaned some more and tried to grab at my head and LO AND BEHOLD I have this bright ass green/ pink/ blue/...yeah neon colors wrapped on my arm., restricting it and making me hiss more in pain.
"The fuck happened.??" I croaked., uhp a slip of the tongue and whoooooa a slip of the effing dragon breath. Can't these people learn to brush the patients teeth if we can't do it..?? GOSHH.!! Omg I bet they used that gross bed pan pee--
"Watch your mouth young lady" You'd think my near death experience would wipe some limitations off the damned table.
"Well what the H happened mom.?? I'm in the effing hospital like half dead. And is this an effing cast.?? WHYYY.??" I couldn't remember a damned thing...All I can remember was Zari with snot and crap on her fface funny how that's the most vivid thing I remember.
"You fell off my balcony., fool" Ummmm what the H.?? I'm injured and she name calls me...What a turd. "How could you do that to me Leelee.?? Is it because we're moving that you tried to kill yourself.??" She questioned angry tears rolling down here cheeks while she stared at me with her black evil penetrating stare...
"WHOOOAAA lady we're still moving...?? Dang..I did NOT try to kill my self first that's redonkuloussss second you should know that I am terrified of heights so why would I off my self by doing that third we're moving still.??!!" I asked and said., staring at her with wide eyes and screwed up lips. "You are effing delusional" and so am I because I can not believe that I just said that...NEXT effing thing you know my head snapped to the side and there was a sharp sting on my face. Leave it to my mother to slap me in the face after almost dying. "OUCHHHH.!!! I think you broke my cheek mommmm.!! I almost crack my skull open and you try to put me back under..."
"We are moving and you are going to like that shit" WHOOOOAAAA.
"We are leaving next thing tomorrow morning" WHOOOOOOOOOAAAA.
"And we are moving to Florida" Well ohkay.
