judgement + °jungri

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SATURDAY, 0300 hours.

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ADMINISTRATOR KIM has entered the lobby: TEAM WICKED.

ADMINISTRATOR KIM has added username_99 into: TEAM WICKED.

PYRO:
??? boss ???
who is this???

ADMINISTRATOR KIM:
Mr. Jongin has recruited a new member into the organization quite recently. The Chairman had decided to group her into your team, Team Wicked. Do accept her with open arms.

PYRO:
wait what
what level is she classed in and what role did she get sorted into
and WHERE in the hell is JIMIN???

ADMINISTRATOR KIM:
After putting her through the Entrance Assessment, it is revealed that Miss Yerim here is specialized in marksmanship and computer programming. According to her test results, she qualifies for Level 4.
And @PYRO, please refrain from using our employees' real names in this application. We may be protecting your messages, but precautions still must be taken in case something goes wrong.

PYRO:
WHAT?? LEVEL 4?? WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE
and sry, WHERE in the hell is @PRINCE???

ADMINISTRATOR KIM:
It was not me, but Mr. Jongin who had recruited her, so do not point your questions at me. I will be taking my leave now, but later, the Headmaster will drop by and hand over a mission specially for the three of you. Goodbye.

ADMINISTRATOR KIM has left the lobby: TEAM WICKED.

PYRO:
WHA?? HELLO??
@PRINCE, EARTH TO JIMIN??
aight fine u stupid fuck i'll do it myself
HI STRANGER @username_99, welcome to team wicked!! we're the coolest squad here!!

username_99: hi??

PYRO:
good to see that you do talk like a normal person!! well before anything else we're gonna need to get you a better alias

username_99:
??? this one's fine. idk how to change it anyway.

PYRO:
only the admin can, which is exactly WHY i'm calling for jimin. he SHOULD be alive so idk why the hell he's not answering.

username_99:
well maybe he's sleeping. it's late right now.

PYRO:
!!! that reminds me, how in the fuck did you get recruited NOW of all times

username_99:
uhh it's classified.

PYRO:
lies!! just tell me!!

PRINCE has come online.

PRINCE:
i log into the chat at 3 in the morning and you're already out here trying to wring out answers from the new kid tae. gg.

PYRO:
WHERE were you??!! because of you I WAS STUCK WITH THIS KID!!!

username_99:
listen dude "THIS KID" can also shoot you between the eyes from a single-kilometer distance so stfu

PYRO:
.........

PRINCE:
lmao you just got torched

PYRO:
@PRINCE shut the hell up if u wanna keep ur AK47 fuckhead

PRINCE:
yea yea whatever you say tae
anyways since she roasted your sorry ass for talking smack about her, let's call her PUNISHER.