judgement + °jungri

two

SATURDAY, 0327 hours.

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PYRO:
alright honey before we get anything started
where do u live??

PUNISHER:
why the hell do you wanna know???

PRINCE:
safety measure. taehyung and i both know where we live, just so we can keep an eye out for each other much easier.

PUNISHER:
i live with my brother. you know where he lives, right??

PYRO:
u mean that GIGANTIC ASS penthouse in gangnam???? ur WILDIN

PUNISHER:
yea that's my place

PYRO:
aight good now it'll be easier for us to take care of each other
u know the cheap apartment across from u?? i live there
jimin lives a few blocks ahead

PUNISHER:
wow y'all living in gangnam too??

PRINCE:
this job pays a lot girlie ngl

PUNISHER:
did you just call me girlie

PYRO:
it fits well!!

PUNISHER:
stfu tae NOBODY asked
anyways who does what in this job??

PRINCE:
well usually tae approaches the dude and sweet talks him into getting in the sniper's line of sight. or he blows stuff up. but mostly the first.
meanwhile i do the sniping, but since you're here now...

PUNISHER:
ooo i wanna snipe

PRINCE:
cool, i'll deal with map layouts and overseeing y'all to make sure taehyung doesn't get into TOO much trouble
if things do take a turn for the worst i'll come in guns blazing

PYRO:
i'll be fine leave me ALONE 😩
i just need to look pretty bat my eyelashes pucker my lips and VOILA he's guaranteed for death

PRINCE:
have you ever heard of commas??

PUNISHER:
and how are you even sure if this yugyeom dude is into guys?

PYRO:
honey it won't matter if the target likes guys or girls
by the end of the day they'll still be into ME 😚

PRINCE:
narcissist.

PYRO:
coming from the same guy who nicknamed himself prince??? i think the fuck NOT!!

PRINCE:

PUNISHER:
you got clapped son

PYRO:
now that i've shut the hypocrite up MISS YERIM what kinda gun are u gonna use to kill our detective boi

PUNISHER:
great question!!!
since this is my first job, i've decided to stick with a classic: an m24 👌

PYRO:
that's pretty mainstream dude

PUNISHER:
but it gets the job done!!

PRINCE:
she rite
so where was he gonna be again?? gyeongsang-do??? we've got 5 hours right?

PYRO:
yep
u want a ride dude?? we can go there together
miss yerim can join too

PUNISHER:
nah it's aight
i'll go thru the subway rn, gotta hurry and set up everything bc this shit takes HOURS fuck movies for making it look easy 😭
wish i was jason bourne and i could just set this stuff up on the go
do you think we'll need satellite pics??

PRINCE:
probably not, but if the need arises i'll send through here

PYRO:
wow yerim u a rich hitman taking the train in this economy???

PUNISHER:
I LIKE TO SAVE MONEY okay

PRINCE:
weirdo
fine we'll see you soon
find a nice building to settle in and set up your equipment
you know how it all works right??
make sure to check each condition that could affect the shot sight!! like the weather + temperature!!

PUNISHER:
sir i know how to prepare for an assassination there's no need to give me a whole step-by-step tutorial

PRINCE:
I WAS JUST BEING NICE 😭😭
FINE BE THAT WAY
I'M THE ONE WHO'S BEEN KIND TO YOU SO FAR EVEN THO YOU'RE NEW
I'M LIKE YOUR DAD IN THIS GROUP NOW

PUNISHER:
well jimin idk what to say to you but that must make you a shitty dad

PRINCE:
why do you have to be so MEAN 😭😭😭

PYRO:
pls ignore him he's a crybaby when he doesn't get love & affection

PUNISHER:
yea i can tell
anyways see y'all and the dead body later i'm heading out for the subway

PYRO:
what fuck already???

PRINCE:
taehyung please tell me you're not just about to get ready

PYRO:

PRINCE:
you fucking DIPSHIT
and WHY do you have a picture of jaebum???
NVM DONT ANSWER
you BEST be hiding rn because once i see you from your fucking window I WILL THROW THIS DAMN MOLOTOV AT YOU

PUNISHER has gone offline.