The Roomageddon - 16239, Year of Starfish

The First Starfish

After the horrendous meteor stirke that eradicated the surface of the world, with only a few handful lucky people surviving, The Starfish asended from their hiding spot in the ocean. Turns out, they were contacting the aliens and just waited for humanty's weakest moment to take over the world.

Sir Johnny Wiseau and his Loverboy Mark Greg were two of the three people surviving.

The other ten people they shared a survivor camp with were currently out hunting when The Starfish attacked. Their five friends who kept watch with them got killed in the process. The other twelve came back and successfully hunted The Starfish away.

One day during training, Johnny accidentally blew up the dojo. He stared at his hands unbelievingly. Did he just squirt out water from his hands? Blowing up the dOjo? Does Johny is a x-man? Johnny stared at his hands. "Oh hey superpowers."

Mark runs around the corner of the dojo and looks at Johnny in Shock. "What happened?"

"Oh hi Mark."

Mark stepped into the dojo. And closed the door behind him. "What?"

Johnny was still staring at his hands. "I squirtle water out of my hands!"

"What drugs do you take?"

"Only xyour love"

"Oh Johnny"

"Oh hi doggy," Johnny leaned down and pet the dog.

Mark takes Johnny's hands in his hands. "Was that you blowing up the dojo?"

"I did not hit her.!"

"I need you to tell me the truth."

"Stop ganging up on me!" Johnny yanked his hands out of Mark's hands.

A fleeting expression of hurt washed over Mark's expression. "I just want to help you."

"Leave you stupid comments in your pocked, son of a bitch."

"You know what they say, love is blind. I love you as a human being."

"Anyway, how's your sex life?"

"? YOu should know that?" Mark blinked like the blinking guy.

"Why?"

"We just had sex yesterday."

"Oh, I remember, Mark."

"I don't remember, Johnny."

Johnny takes a tentative step forward, grabbing Mark's hand gently into his hands. Suddenly, Lisa came through the open door in the dojo.

"I lovwe The Stawfwish now uwu" she said with a :3c.

Johnny was confusion. "I thought you burned in hell?"

"Not anymowe >:3"

"How did you say that out loud?" Mark asked curiously.

"That doewsn't mattewr. >:3c What mattewrs is that the computew buwsiness is vewwy competitive....So you will lose this fight. owo"

"Lisa,Lisa, you're tearing me apart!!" Johnny shouted suddenly.

But Lisa was gone already. "Lisa is gone already," Mark told him, comfortingly laying a hand on his shoulder arm.

"Let's go eat,huh ? Evwerything is fine." Mark added while laying his ohter hand on Johnny's same shoulder arm.

"Okay, Mark. But let me show you my superpowers." Johnny said still staring at his hands. 

Johnny does the spiderman hand oder so, but instead of spiderwebs there was water squirtling out. "Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep."

"Yeah, you can say that again."

"Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CheepCheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep."

"Wow,.§"

"I'm so happy I have you as my friend." Johnny said.

Suddenly A Starfish opened the door, closed it behind him and stabbed Mark in the chin and knee as many times as Julius Caesar was stabbed. Then it left the room without closing the door.

Mark fell to the ground and Johnny looked up from his hands. "Oh hey Mark. Why are you laying on the floor ? Are you tired ?"

"Yes I am very tired."

"okay Mark. Goodnight." Johnny said and left the room and opened the door to leave The Room.

Mark died on a Thursday. 

Johnny didn't find him until Monday. The other 21P eople had gathered up around him for his funeral in the blown up dojo. Johnny didn't know any of this and was conofusioon.

When he met the other 42 after the funeral he asked them what was going on. 

"Where is Mark?" 

"Oh Johnny, Mark is gone already." What does he mean ?

"What do you mean? Where did Mark go?"

"Into the ground just now."

"Why would he do that?"

The poerson was sobbing now. "Because he's DEAD!"

Johnny felt like his whole world just shattered into a million pieces. Mark was supposed to be dead? When did this happen? Why did he die? Johnny couldn't stop the tears forming in his eyes that threatened to spill over. The spark in his heart flickered out, but at the same time, another one ignited. This one was full of anger and prominently one thing: avengence.

He wanted to bring Mark justice. And he somehow knew exactly who to blame:

The Starfish. And more precisely.................................................... Lisa.

"I need to go." Jo0hnny simply said and turned to found a rebel organisation called The Republic (The Roompublic).