The Roomageddon - 16239, Year of Starfish

Avengenengence

Johnny trained exactly 16239 years long.

He finally was prepared for his battle with Lisa and The Starfish. The Roompublic was standing behind him to support him in his quest.

But suddenly he realised that he didn't even know where to go to seek them out.

He turned around to The Republic. "Where  are The Starfish?"

The Roompublic collectively touched their heads in thought. "In their headquarters," one brave soul said. Johnny nodded and went into the direction of the headquarters.

Johnny knocked and when nobody opened, he rang the doorbell. No one came to open the door so he just stepped through.

He noticed balloons hanging next to the door and suddenly the light went on. Lisa sat on a turning chair and turned around, sunglasses on her eyes.

"Ich habe dich bereits erwartet."

"Sorry, my Germany is broken, I don't speak Spanish."

"I have been waiting fow you >.<"

"Did you sit there for 16239 years?"

"Yes :3,"

"Oh, you should stretch once in a while." Johnny then sh00k his head, glancing back at The Republic behind him. "But that's not what I came here for."

"Well, what did you come hewe fow then? e.e"

"I don't remember, Lisa."

"Well, I do wemembew, Johnny." Lisa took a deep breath and told her the tale of The Great Mark Greg who died a hero when being stabbed in the dojo.

Johnny looked to the ground with a grim expression clouding his expression. "So he was tired...to death, even..." he shook his head. "But it's your fault!"

Lisa just chuckled a villain laugh. "huehuehuehuehue (wheeze) >:3c" Then a few Starfish appeared, ganging up on Johnny.

"Stop ganging up on me!" Johnny lost it and released his goku squirtle blast he perfected over the last 16239 years. His magical girl transformation left enough time for Lisa to make herself a cup of tea.

Johnny looked like Sailor Moon, but not really. He started splashing water at them, killing The Starfish instantly. Lisa just chuckled again.

"I was expecting this. But you wewen't expecting me!!!!!!!!" she jumped up into the air and body slammed into Johnny, successfully knocking the air out of his lungs. He took a deep breath.

Johnny stood up and jumped to the other end of the room. "Oh, I was expecting especially you."

He wiped his forehead and held out a hand to squirt water at Lisa from afar. She could dodge most of it, but the hits that hit her got her really bad. Johnny huffed a laugh. "Seems like you were not expecting me."

Lisa just snorted and steadied herself, charging for another attack. While Johnny dodged, they both didn't notice the door opening and Danny coming in.

Johnny swung his nunchucks and sprayed water into Lisa's direction. She dodged this, though, and had Johnny pinned down now. "I guess this is the end, then."

Suddenly, someone from the side laughed. "I just love watching you two," Danny had said with a big, goofy smile on.

Both Lisa and Johnny momentarily shifted their attention to Danny. Then, Johnny took the opportunity to spray water in Lisa's eyes. She died.

Then Lisa burned in hell, along with The STarfish.

Danny was laughing and Johnny cried of joy.