Sage: hey guys meet mah new main bitch -3-
Me: Sage that's a donut....
Sage: don't speak to my bitch like that -0-
Charles: is that a donut from Tim Hortons or some shit like that? *putting hair in ponytail*
Me: Charles keep it off ;O;
Charles: ;-; *drops rubberband*
Me: •o• wow!!!
Sage: man screw you guys you're just jealous I was the first one to find someone I love!!
Me: Sage Charles is my fian-
Sage: SHUSH I'M WINNING -0- anyways you got some-
Charles: no more favors I already took care of your pet raccoon and needed rabies shots -0-
Sage: Don't say that to Ollie!!! -0- ((if you watch LaurenZsides sims youtubers pet video Lauren calls Ollie a trash panda which is basically raccoon))
Charles: yeah why don't you just suck it and go fuck your donut or some shit
Me: CHARLES 0_0
Charles: WAT -0- ((Sage I feel like you'll just falcon punch Charles if he ever yells at me xD)
Sage: don't yell at miss smokes a lot
Me: SAGE -0-
Sage: awww fuck yall -^- come on baby let's head home. .3.
-the next day-
Sage: *calls me* ;-;
Me: *answer* Sage you're literally in the other room ._.
Sage: WAAAAAAAA ;0; *rolls to me* man I lost my baby!!! *has sprinkles on face* ;-: someone ate them
Me: I-....Sage you just ate a probably stale donut ._.
Sage: OH SH-*runs to bathroom and screams*
Charles: *screams* GET THE HELL OUT °^°
Me: HA -3-
((Time for our anime closing -3-))
