RWBY x insane Reader

Who the hell was that guy

I was walking with Nox it was night and we were bored 

You: hey Nox ya ever why the moon is broken 

Nox: yeah but I've got no clue how it got that way I don't think anyone does 

You: oh what if it was someone's semblance or what if there was a crazy battle on the moon and it ended with the moon exploding but how would someone even get to the moon unless they were a rabbit 

Nox: what how could a rabbit get to the moon

You: you know don't they say that a rabbit can jump as high as the moon

Nox: that's just something from an old kids book and it's the cow that went over the moon

You: if a cow was on the moon would it's milk be ice cream 

Nox: no the cow would be dead there's no air on the moon so probably no battle on the moon either mate also how would it make ice cream it'd just be floaty milk 

Steel: hey kid who the hell you talkin too piss off or we'll kick your ass 

You: who the hell are you 

Gray: we're members of the golden skulls we've been paid to make sure no one gets in or out without the bosses say so 

Silver: or Neo 

Steel: she give me the cr-

I sliced the guys head off with Thorn because he was annoying 

Nox: oh fatality bitches

Then I pulled out Saika and slashed another guy in half so his top half and bottom half were in two different pieces 

Silver: holy shit steel, gray 

He started to run 

Nox: he's lining up the shot

I threw Thorn and just as he looked back it sliced his head in two and cut him right on the eyes 

Nox: ten points nice shot mate but this is kinda a mess should probably get the fog out 

You: oh yeah 

I created the dark fog and had it eat all the bodies and bring Thorn back to me then I jumped on the fog and had it take me to the top of one of the empty warehouse that had some noise coming out of it I made the fog go away and walked all the way to a window on the roof

You: hey look Nox people are fighting also why is there a window on the roof

Nox: it's called a sky light it's so the sun can come in and hey did you see that the short girl just blocked an shot with an umbrella 

You: awesome 

Nox: actually you probably shouldn't stand on that it might break 

You: what do you mean it feels like I can jump on it so 

Nox: fine whatever mate but ya probably shouldn't jump on it 

You: ima jump on it 

Nox: f/n no

You: f/n yes 

I jumped on it and it was fine 

You: see I was r-

The glass broke underneath me

Nox: told you 

I landed on the ground with glass falling around me

Nox: alright that was pretty cool 

You: see Nox it worked out fine not even a cut 

Then I realised I was in the middle of everyone and no one was fighting they were all looking at me for some reason 

You: hi I'm f/n 

Then the short girl with the umbrella charged at me I hit her with the handle of Saika and kicked her back she's fast then a blonde girl stepped forward and I threw Thorn at her she got pulled back by the girl in black and Thorn came back to my hand like a boomerang then I saw a girl who looked familiar she had a cape

You: hey don't I know you Nox do we know her

Nox: looks familiar wait I know she's the cape lady 

You: oh yeah you're the nice cape lady who helped use and gave us some food why's your cape red now wasn't it white oh well I'm bored now bye 

I made fog appear underneath me and sat down cross legged and flew up through the broken sky window 

Ruby POV 

I was so distracted I didn't notice torchwick and the girl was gone

Yang: who the hell was that guy

Neo POV 

We'd manage to get away thanks to that cute guy he was really strong and fast I was lucky to get this photo of him

Roman: I don't know who the hell that guy was but it doesn't matter we got away but I'm seriously going to fire those idiots who were meant to be on guard first the brats get in then that guy huh they're not answering oh well they're just not gonna get paid