He is in My Dreams, My Home, and Now My College! WTFH!

He is in My Dreams, My Home, and Now My College! WTFH! Ch-4

This is.... Kinda boring I guess.... Well its funny to MEEEE! But I have a good sense of humor..MEANING I laugh at anything but NOT EVERTHING! Anyways... hope you like it cause I was up at 2:50 am typing this on my iPod Touch!!!

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~Lee~

I can't believe Ryli just told off JACK BLACKERMAN! He was like one of the most popular guys in high school! He was the dark and silent type and ALL the girls were over him even the TEACHERS! (O: EWWWW!) I for one would never EVER date him. I mean he WAS good looking, like a Greek God-Good-Looking. BUT he was one of those Hump-N-Dump kinda guys if ya know what I mean. Even the 'Good Girls' that got straight A's and were COMPLETELY and TOTALLY innocent decided to play a game of Go-F***(Not so good girls now, huh?). And let me tell you... they ALL lost their V-cards!

I glanced at Ryli as we walked towards the parking lot. Hmm... she kinda looks like his type. She was tough and could put him in his place. They both had a perfect tan ( :( I'm SO jealous ). She had black with red highlight and he had black hair with brown highlights. He was tall and muscular (Mmm...muscles :P), she was tallish and curvy. He was a dude and she was a chick that could kick his a-

"OHMYJOSHDUHAMEL!!!"Ryli screamed."I DON'T HAVE MY CAR!" She whipped out her iPhone.

"Did you just say 'Oh my JOSH DUHAMEL'?" I asked. {A/N: I'll try to get his picture he's hot hot H-O-T hot! Lol Ryli said not me... 0.0}

She nodded. "Funny," Carmen said," 'Cause me and Lee say that all the time."

"Ha! Really? That's r- Jeffery!" she said into her phone."I need a ride to the..."

"Mall," Carmen and I said at the same time.

"Yeah... My friends and I need a ride to the mall... The one with the speakers... Oh...Then the one with the SMALL Plasma and speakers..." she stood there nodded. "No no! Take your time Jeffery! ...Buh-Bye!"

She turned towards us."The limo will be here in like five minutes," she said looking at her phone," 'cause Jeff was on a break."

"Limo?" Carmen's jaw dropped.

"You have a LIMO!" I screamed."Wait you have MORE limos DON'T YOU?! DON'T YOU LIE TO ME! DO YOU?!" Ryli nodded. "Feeling...Lightheaded...Going to..." my eyes started to close.

"OHMYGOSH!" Carmen screamed."It's ORLANDO BLOOM!"

I snapped out of it and jumped around. "What? Who? Where! Wha-" I stopped and looked around. "Hey...wait a minute....LIARS!" Just as I was about to jump them a black limo with tinted windows pulled up to the curve. This time my jaw dropped. Her chauffeur, Jeffery I think, came around and opened the door. "Come on ladies, time to go to the mall."

~***At The Mall***~ {Still Lee's POV}

"Victoria Secret!" Carmen shouted. People turned around and stared at her. Ryli was sipping on her drink acting like she didn't know us.

I glared at them."Really Ryli? Really? And Carmen...Keep it down!" I hissed. "But really...? What are you gonna buy? Undies and bras? Hmmmm?"

"......." Carmen just stared at me. Ryli's turned red.

"I don't see the point in buying fancy bras!" I shouted."Who's gonna look at 'em?"

Ryli started choking. Carmen wacked her on the back. When Ryli stopped chocking she started drinking again, not looking at me. I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow. "Ryli...." I started.