An: this is based on personal experience but changed it a bit.
also : this is dipper's dialog and this is your dialog
also: i typed this on my laptop so the format may look weird
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age:15 grade:10you and dipper are best friends and you both are hanging out in the halls of school during lunch:
my ex-crush walks by and waves. I wave back and smile. dipper nudges my arm and wiggles his eyebrows.
"He waved at you".
"so what? It doesn't mean anything"
"What do you mean, i thought you liked him" Dipper gave me a confused look then i realized that i haven't told him yet. "oh yeah! turns out hes gay. i like someone else now."
"bummer, well you move on quick. who's the lucky guy?"
" he has fluffy hair and freckles"
"what period is he in?"
"what do you mean?"
" i mean like, what class is he in with you?"
"i don't have classes with him. one of my guy friends introduced me to him and we hang out in our free time"
"oh, is he taller than you or same size?" "same size"
"oh well after pacifica, I've decided to like someone else" wait
wut, i felt myself blush.
"w-who do you like?"
"well that's a secret, but here's a hint: im taller than that person" 'that person' what does he mean? le gasp is he gay?
"lol what? Tell meeeeeee. you've told me about all of your crushes, why cant you tell me about this one?"
" all i can tell is that i think she is beautiful and i really like the way she is." dipper started to blush
. "can i know how she looks like?"
"(h/c) hair, and i hang out with her during break around you guys." so shes in our squad. hmmmmmm.
" (friend 1) ? (friend 2)? (friend 3)? "
i will answer 'no' to all the questions so that you wont know"
"you asshole, tell me or ill kill you"
"well then good luck killing me then" i pull out my phone and showed him a photo with almost all of our squad.
" is she in this picture?"
"yes "
"friend 1?"
"nope"
"its (friend 1) "
"nope "
"she is the
only one with (h/c) hair"
"well then i dont know what color it is" "it couldnt be me, so its
(friend 1). or (friend 4) she is really pretty." "not going to answer"
"im gonna murder you and smear your blood all over the school walls"
"go ahead" i glared at him
"how dare you insult me like this"
"im not even insulting you"
"yes you are. you dont trust me with your secret"
"im just not going to say who it is" "why?"
"not going to say"
" tell me now, tell me now,tell me now, tell me now ,tell me now, tell me now,tell me now, tell me now,tell me now, tell me now
,tell me now, tell me now,tell me now, tell me now."
"no"
"im pooped, i give up" Dipper chuckled and patted my back . *BRINGGGGG* the bell rang "welp, we have biology next, lets go"~~~~~~~~~le tim skep
ugh. class is so boring. okay its lab time i can talk to my friends now. i turn around to face Pablo "sup" pablo said "Hi, guess what" "what?" "dipper likes a girl but doesn't wanna tell me who" " what!?"pablo yelled alan walked up to us when pablo yelled. "Whats happeneing here " he asked. "Dipper likes someone!" Pablo responded. Alan's eyes widened "NEWS FLASH" he yelled. "Oh no" i said. "Aye YO Dip i heard you got a crush" alan yelled across the room.
"W-what!? Where'd you hear that? " dipper asked as he walked over to us
"From our one and only source of people's secrets" pablo said.
Dipper looked over at me and squinted his eyes. "You snake"
"What? You never said to not tell anyone"
"Fine i'll let this slide"-----------
I sorry for taking long and i know that this is short but i cut it up so you could have something to read while i work on it. Thank you for understanding and for those who are not willing to be understanding....fuck you.
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Dipper x reader one shots :) dipper is love dipper is life
Fanficyou should totally read this like yeah