☄ ding dong ditch |-/ synacky ☄

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chapter contains: smut (ah! smut on the first chapter?!? prepare for the cringe <3 also if you don't know avenged sevenfold/a7x, what are you doing with your life? i added a song above that is my fav from them, please listen to it....please....*insert puppy eyes here*)

zacky's pov:

"alright, guys, what's the plan?" i looked at my two friends, johnny and jimmy, we were all looking at a map of our neighborhood, planning where we should go for a classic little game of ding dong ditch.

"i say we hit up mr. sanders' house first!" johnny suggested.

"hell no!" jimmy shouted

"why? is mr. sanders gonna punish you during lunch?" i teased.

jimmy playfully punched my arm and mumbled a "fuck you."

johnny grinned "mr. sanders it is then alright, now, after him, how bout brian?"

"brian haner?"

"yep!"

"fuck, we can't do him! he'll kill us!"

"zacky, stop being a fucking pussy because we're fucking doing it."

i let out a groan and muttered "fuckin' fine."

"but, he lives right next to zacky, why don't we just do him first?" jimmy questioned.

"dunno." johnny simply replied.

- time skip, mr. sanders house -

johnny literally spammed mr. sanders' doorbell.

johnny, jimmy, and i dove into the bushes.

johnny and i looked at each other and winked.

we had the perfect plan, we were gonna push jimmy out as soon as mr. sanders opened the door.

i put my hand over my mouth to contain my laughter.

mr. sanders opened the door and looked around, that's when johnny and i pushed jimmy out.

"sullivan?"

"oh....uhm....hey, sir...."

"what're'ya doing?"

"playing ding dong ditch."

mr. sanders let out a long sigh and rubbed his temples "meet me after school."

"yeah-yes....yes, sir!"

mr. sanders made eye contact with johnny and i and flashed us a smirk, he walked back in his house and slammed the door.

the three of us ran away.

"last time he said that you came out limping." johnny smirked.

jimmy rolled his eyes and we headed towards brian's house....

- time skip, brian's house -

i was literally trembling by the time we showed up at brian's door.

i've always had a crush on my next door neighbor, it's just that johnny and jimmy didn't even know.

and this time we had to run, due to the fact of brian having no bushes or anything we could hide behind at all.

again, johnny spammed the doorbell and ran off along with jimmy and i.