A Ducktales Story {[On Hold]}

Chapter seven: Fighting the Impossible

I looked out the window boredly. Well, not boredly. Creeped out. Grossed out. Whatever you want me to say that is Katie and Dewey are kissing and we're all trying to ignore it. " Scrooge make them stop. I can't keep my eyes closed this long without falling asleep." Louie complains. " Yuck." Scrooge says. Hopefully he has his tongue out. Because I'm not looking.

" Stop please. This is PDA guys seriously." I say. " Yeah. And I'm right here too." Donald adds. " Ok fine." Dewey huffed with sadness. " I'm sad does that mean I get a kiss too?" Louie asks. " You can kiss my Reshiram's tail flare." I commented. " No thanks." Louie says.

" Or you can kiss my Snivy's.....uh....yellow thingies." I said. " No. I'd rather kiss you.~" he said with a smirk. " And I'd rather be with Chase Davenport. Life isn't fair." I say. " Whatever." Louie says. " You don't need to say all that out loud you know." Dewey says. " Yeah. You're being weirder than normal. You weren't this weird yesterday." I say.

" The Temple of the Golden Cricket." Scrooge says. I sigh. Thank the almighty Popplio. " Every 50 years, at sundown, the golden cricket emerges singing its ethereal song. Some say the song holds the answer to life's greatest mysteries. How did we get here?" Scrooge began. " God." I say. " What's our purpose in the universe?" Scrooge says. " To serve God." I say. I looked back. Louie rolled his eyes. " Wait, is that a neon hot dog?" He asked. Oh so he's excited for a neon hot dog? What the heck.

We all rush to the window to see. " Wow!" " So cool!" " I'm hungry!" Webby says. " Yes, yes, the city of Macaw is very exciting to look at, but you'll only find empty distractions there." Scrooge told us. " I can't believe Uncle Gladstone is here!" Louie exclaimed with excitement. Yeah. He is pretty lucky. But he's almost as big as a braggart as Louie. Notice I said almost.

" He's so charming." Huey says. " And funny." Dewey points out as Katie hugs him. " He's, like, the luckiest guy in the world." Louie said, with a kind of dream like look on his face. " Uh, Uncle Donald you must've had the best time growing up with him." Louie says. No he didn't. He's having that flashback now. Stuck in life flash backs are the worst.

After a bit he replied. " He's the worst. Just the worst." Donald says. " Gladstone Gander is a complete layabout. I don't know why we responded to his call." Scrooge says. " It was a call for help." Webby reminded him. " And like Uncle Donald says, ' Family always helps family.'" Huey quotes smiling.

Donald groans or sighs. " Why did I say that?" He asks. " Plus, he's easily our coolest uncle." Louie insults Donald. " Hey!" Donald exclaims, probably mad that he's not their favorite uncle. " Sorry, coolest non-trillionare uncle." Louie corrects. Donald looks pleased before he realizes he didn't not say anything about Donald. He looked mad.

" Hey, come on, Uncle Donald is kinda cool." Huey says, then the plane lurched. And I don't blame Donald for what he just did next because Launchpad is the one piloting us. " We're all gonna die! I've wasted my life!" Donald cries as he straps himself down. We all blink at him. He chuckles in embarrassment. We were now in the water. No joke. Launchpad drove us to where Glady was suppose to be. Yeah that's my nickname for Gladstone.

We walked out of the plane. Thank you, StarClan. " We leave for the temple in one hour." Scrooge says. " Launchpad, I won't wait another 50 years to hear that cricket sing." Scrooge says. " Sure thing, Mr. McD. I was just gonna swing over and visit an old girlfriend from these parts. See, she's had some problems with the local crime family, and-" Launchpad began to tell.

" Yes, fine, whatever, one hour." Scrooge told him. " I'm coming for you, Ziyi." Launchpad said, secretively. I shrug. Not gonna ask now. We walk into an elevator after passing who knows what. It's all so fancy. I shudder. I hate it. The only fancy thing I need is a Primarina. " Why did I wear green? He always sees me in green." Louie says, disgusted with himself for once.