Stupid Pickup Lines

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-My tongue needs company. Mind if it meets yours?

-You're my Senpai because I would kill for you~

-Were you raised in a labyrinth? Because I always get lost in your eyes.

-Can you understand French? [No, sorry] Okay, good, because Je t'aime.

-Are your parents bakers? Because you have some nice buns.

-If I were a Chat, I'd spend all of my 9 lives with mew.

-My heart is broken. It needs yours to be fixed.

-Do you know what's on the menu? Me-n-U.

-Are you a Dungeons & Dragons game? Because you're always in my imagination.

-You're the Sapphire to my Ruby.

-I want to fuck you like Alexander Hamilton writes. Non-Stop.

-You're the James Madison to my Thomas Jefferson.

-I don't need any of the billion stars in the sky when I already have my one and only Star right here with me.

-It's time to fan this spark into a flame. But, damn, it's getting dark so let me tell you my name.

-Let's have some fun, peluche~

-My sense of humor is like my pussy. Very wet and dirty. (IDEK)

-What's an innocent person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

-My body is like a jungle. Want to explore it?

-Are you Kawaii~Chan's sister? Cause you're a cutie pie.

-Want an Australian kiss? It's kinda like a French kiss, but down under.

- I know you wanna look at me but look at the balls. You can look at me when you're coming for home.

-Roses are red, Violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go fuck.

-Love is just a word. My mouth is just on your's.

-Sorry Ma'am, you're under Agreste.

-You set my heart aflame.

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