Stupid Pick-Up Lines Pt.2

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-Hello 911, I'd like to report a robbery. This person just stole my heart

-You're under Agreste

-Woah, was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

-Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck.

- *sits on your lap* "Rock, Poppynoodle, rock!"

- Hey, you all look good in your frocks, hows about when I get back we all strip down to our socks.

-I get a sugar rush whenever I'm with you

-If love was a crime, I'd be sentenced to death

-I'm Free-Falling

-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (Yes, but I loved it when I fell for you)

-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (No, but I did scrape my knee while crawling out of Hell)

-Hold your horses! My name is Horse. Pls, hold me.

- Baby, you light up my world my like nobody else

-Looks like the electricity between us short-circuited the elevator

-Are you a meme because I can't stop looking at you

-I'm trash, care to take me out?

-Chin up princess, your crown is falling

-Your smile is brighter than my love life

-Can I call you Mine? [Like the tsundere girl?]

~Thanks for wasting your time on me~

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 24, 2018 ⏰

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