jaeden:
-awe he buys you sweets and some weird korean shizz
-and some MOVIES???
-like no anime, just DISNEY???
-jesus fuck he's not making any comments
-"so when can we bang again?"
-whoops out the window
chosen:
-awe he bought you a jumbo box of gummy candies
-and a HUGE teddy bear!!!!
-oh he's got an electric HEATING BLANKET???
-scoot over, jacobs
-"awe look at my smol bean"
wyatt:
-he ain't goin nowhere near you
-oops mood swings
finn:
-he lowkey just wants to fuck
-but he also wants to eat cookies and chill
-but he's got a boner
-whoops gotta go jerk off in the bathroom
-or right in front of you so fun ;)))
jeremy:
-awe he got a huge teddybear
-wait it's HEATED?????
-he got you food
-and candy
-and movies
-and apple juice
-and hot chocolate
-and a puppy
-and anything you ask for
-and he rubs your tummy when cramps get bad
jack:
-uhhh he's dead
-like seriously you killed him
-he was tryna be a smart ass
-but now that bitch dead
sophia:
-she's on hers too
-"aaGHHHHHHH????"
-"aaGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
-laying on the floor
-eating chipotle
-just talkin shit about jack
