My name is Evan and I am a prince. I am here to talk. I am not currently speaking your reading a journal written by me.
War with the rebels got more intense each day. These rebels always attacked at night and one of those nights they send me off to fight which was smart of them because I was beating the shit out of those rebels untill a girl pops up of no where kicks me so hard In the head that the spot was bleeding. She was pretty cute and brave. I'll tell you this she had curves in all the right places. Instinctively I jumped at her instead of hitting her I touched her boobs and they were like big soft pillows which made her angry. She was trying to hit me nonstop and I smiled at her and whispered in her ear,"I really like you",and the battle got seriously quiet.
I took that as my chance to attack the other rebels but she grabbed me and knocked me out before I even could.
