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So one time I took a shower, it was the best god damn shower ever. I felt like a king. The water wasn't too hot or cold and the warmth went on forever. It was heaven! *cough* some place i would never be in *cough*
So where was I, oh yes! I forgot to lay the matt to the bathtub down so I wouldn't get the floors soaking wet or slippery. So my dumbass that was humming away like I was on weed took a step out of the bath tub and onto tbe soapy floor.
Well... You can guess what happens next in the comments. Be creative lmao.
