What about the cheesecake? - A Eurovision Fanfiction

Jöran sat in his armchair in his small hobbit-like hut, reading a book about birds feeding their babies.
“This is so cute” he said to himself.
His walltelephone is ringing. His good friend Teo is on the line, they are not “really” good friends, but since Jöran, who is a really good baker, told Teo a great recipe for cheesecake, they pretend to be BFF’s.
Teo: “HEY JORÄN!!! WHAZZUP!??!?..  I don’t wanna be your boy perhaps today, I don’t wanna…” He sings his shitty song again.
Jöran: “I know, this is the 30th time you told me this. So, why are you calling?”
Teo: “Uhm… I just wanted to tell you that… I don’t know, I just wanted to sing, but if I only sang for me I would waste my talent you know?”
Jöran hang up. “He’s so annoying. Why do I even talk to him?”
His phone rings again.
“NO TEO! Today I’m not gonna talk with you again. But… your song… it’s about cheesecake. So… uhm… Cheesecake ._.” he thinks.
Jöran loves cheesecake. It’s MORE than just love. He likes all kinds of cake, but cheesecake, oh man, cheesecake, nothing beats cheesecake.
He needs a cheesecake today.

IMMEDIATELY Jöran ran into a store, he meet Guntis  there. Together they searched for ingredients Jöran needs for the cheesecake. It was hard for him, because he was crying all the time and everybody was staring at him, including his crush Tanja from Estonia. He was crying because he couldn’t wait the hours to finally eat the cheesecake. He’s just a very sensitive guy.
Guntis: “Okay my friend, sit down, I go and get the ingredients okay? Just hold on, okay? Hold on.”
Jöran: “Okay ._.”
He sat down on the floor in the store, he was in pain. There was no cheesecake existing he could eat right now.
Guntis was sweaty, he don’t want his friend to wait unnecessary long.
Guntis: “TANJA, HEY!”
Tanja: “Hey amazing Guntis, what do you want?”
Guntis: “Jöran is in pain, we need a cheesecake for him :(“
Tanja: “Oh… wait, I do have one in my fridge at home.”
Guntis claps his hands, like the Sims do sometimes when they’re talking. “Then we have to get to your house.”
Tanja: “Uhm… I didn’t invited you, but yeah, it’s all for Jorän.”
Guntis: “Right, you didn’t invited me, but… this is an emergency, and yes, it’s all for Jöran.”

Guntis and Tanja ran to Jöran, he was lying on the floor, he was almost unconscious. “Cheese…cake.” He whispers.
Guntis: “Yes Jöran, cheesecake. Just hold on.”
Tanja and Guntis lift him up, and drag him into Guntis’ car.
Jöran: “Did you get the ingredients?”
Guntis: “Every piece  of it.”
Jöran: “Good.” he whispered.

7 minutes later they arrive at Tanja’s house. It’s black, blue and white. Just like Guntis thought it’s typical estonian.

Jöran: “This is not my house! THIS IS NOT MY HOUSE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? WHAT ARE YOU DOOINNG??????” He was scared and everything.He was not himself anymore. Not getting a cheesecake when he wants one works like a drug for him.
Guntis: “Everything’s okay Jöran, we have a little surprise for you.”

They dragged him into Tanja’s house. She unlocked the door and Sanna Nielsen and all the other blonde girls and also Mariya  and Vilija and Dilara and Ruth were at Tanja’s house. 
Tanja: “Oh my god ladies, what’s up omg it’s getting hot in here join us hey yeah?”
Suzy just told her that she wawaheard them in the store talking about Jöran was in pain and so she called the ladies and they threw a party in Tanja’s house.
Tanja: “Okay, now where is the cheesecake?”
Suzy: “Uhm… the cheesecake?” she say it in her sweet portugues accent.
“It’s… eaten?”
Tanja and Guntis shout together: “NO!”
Suzy: “Yes :(“
But Mariya had an idea: “We can throw it up again.”
Tanja: “NO! That’s disgusting.”
Mariya: “Ok.”
Jöran: “Am I in Narnia?”
Tanja: “We didn’t buy ingredients but we have a cake to bake now but we didn’t know it because I thought I had one. And I did, but you just got into my house and ate it without asking me :(“
Sanna: “We are sorry.”
Mariya: “Yes we are sorry. But we can use the rest of it.”
Guntis: “There’s cheesecake left?”
Mariya: “Yes of course.” She say it in her cute ukrainian accent.”
“We only shared one piece together. Cake has a lot of calories and we are girls.”
Aaaaahhhh!!!! That makes sense!!!
Tanja pulled out the 11/12 cake out of the sofa crevice and gave it to Jöran.”
Jöran ate the first bit slowly and then he ate the rest in a whole.
Jöran: “HEY WHAZZUP!???? Hey Tanja you saved me.” He was back in life.
Tanja: “I know Jöran, I know.”
It was so cute, and they knew that they were cute.
Awwwww

HAPPY END