Note To Readers:
These are serious, and not so serious quotes from Christofer Drew and his freinds :)
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Funny Quotes:
."Oh lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou may blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy"- Christofer Drew
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."I have friends
So do you
We have stache
So should you!"- Taylor Macfee
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."My mustache is my life
My life is my mustache"- Christofer Drew
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."Buy one get one free
Sleeping around with all my dudes
Playing n64 with my hurricane crew
I'm hungry
I'm parched
Says whiskey and nick
We better snag some pies before he throws a fit
[phone ringing]
Dominoes
Pizza hut
Buy one get one free
Pepperoni
Extra cheese
Get me my shit
I may be a vegetarian but lord I gotta eat
Chomp" - Christofer Drew and his band
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"The Government is polluting the air with Swine Flu.
SWINE FLUUUUUU!" - Christofer Drew
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"I wish my name was Andrew Vanwyngarden."- Christofer Drew
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"I'm as awkward as it gets, dude, but I embrace the awkward! I embrace the awkward and make everyone else feel awkward."- Christofer Drew
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"I'm nineteen, ya know? Who knows what I'd be doing if I wasn't signed, you know? I'd probably be a freak out in the Himalayas playing songs for penguins, or something."- Christofer Drew
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"That's it! 'I hate robots'... Robots are taking over the world! Does anybody else see that? I have like a portable little robot that I keep in my pocket that I can... communicate to people through...Dude, they're taking all our information. They're gonna turn it against us, dude... [Points at camera] That robot! Robot. NO. No robots. Fuck robots."- Christofer Drew
