[I hope this is the only time I ever have to treat "The New Girl In South Park" like she's a real OC or character.]
The New Girl In South Park doesn't want to hang out with any of the female characters because they aren't males, therefore, are completely useless in the author's self-insert ships.— Not even Wendy is tolerable. The New Girl In South Park is #NotLikeOtherGirls, and we'll constantly remind you that by slut-shaming every other girl who so-much lends her a pencil in class, and in some cases, the only characters in the entire goddamn story are male. The New Girl In South Park would rather spend three nights in a row with Eric Cartman than have a five minute conversation with Nichole.
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