~Guy Fieri POV~
I go around the old man i just hit and continue to the restaraunt. I get there with my rad film crew of my friend Jerold with his iphone 4. The hostess tells me the chef isn't here yet. I wait 2 minutes and start throwing stuff, HOW DARE HE BE LATE DOES HE NOT KNOW WHO I AM. The boss shows up 10 minutes later and i recognized him.. I don't know where I had seen him before.. I walk up to him and plan to give my traditional greeting, a purple nurple of course, but then I realized.. He's that old man I ran over! I give him a purple nurple and yell "Small world!", He seems annoyed but notices my dope camera crew and lets it slide.
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Guy Fieri: the daddy-o
RomanceA sexy, thiccy, bleach blonde food critic with flame button up shirts falls in love with one of the meals he eats. He falls so in love, he would go to any extent to get that fat piece of meet in his throat... or ass.
