Cracked [A Finn Wolfhard x Reader]

clumsy child • chapter 3

•CHAPTER 3•
A/N: Oof, so this is Lola speAkINg, I'll be Your pilot at Air Goya, anyways so this actually isn't the original chapter three, I had a really good chapter andddddd I deleted it all ;) whoops.

After we paused for a second, I interrupted her. "OOF HOW ABOUT I PRETEND IM ROLEPLAYING AND I ADD THOSE STAR THINGS AND SAY IM SLIDING INTO THOSE DMS!?" I exclaim. I was way louder than I should be and my mom yelled at me from downstairs to shut up. "If you wanna embarrass yourself, sure." She rolls her eyes sarcastically. Well at least I thought it was a good idea. "Isn't roleplay for like 9 year olds..?" she asks. In my opinion my mental age was like 5 soooO.. "Probably but I think it's a pretty cool concept. I'm gonna follow my heart and you'll end up washing my car in the future." You joke. She snorts. "Damn, cheesy but sassy. Perfect combination boyo." She shakes her head. I knew I would regret it but.. I opened up Instagram and clicked it on Finn's account.

I exchange nervous glances with B/F. I look back at my screen, I feel my breath hitch has I hesitantly clicked on the chat button. I slowly but surely start typing it in. My heart stops as I hear B/F gasp dramatically. "Ohh my god, I thought you were joking.." she says while slowly exhaling throughout the sentence. I was starting to have second thoughts when my clumsy thumb hit the send button. I could feel my life crumbling into little pieces.
A/N: Me everyday tbh except it's fully broken now ;>)
"NOOOOOO!" I scream. Once again my mom yells at me so I would shut up. Me and B/F stare at the screen in shock. We gasp a little and my face lits up as I see Finn reply. Before I know it we start having a full on conversation.
(Y/A/N is your account name)

Y/A/N: *trips into DMS* *lifts head up* heyyA

@FinnWolfhardOfficial: *Finger guns* heYyyy uM wHo aRe YoU?

I glance up my screen for a second and smirk at B/F.

Y/A/N: uM I'm the clumsy ass child you ran into at tArgET..

@FinnWolfhardOfficial: oH mY god I'm so so so psorry about that..

Y/A/N: it's okay honestly, only my screen protector cracked..

@FinnWolfhardOfficial: Well it's good to hear that.. but I still can't help but feel guilty :( I mean like you have to replace it and everything.

Y/A/N: It's Fine, stop worrying about me dAd.

FinnWolfhardOfficial: I guess you could call me daddy ;)

Y/A/N:

FinnWolfHardOfficial: That's right, teleport into daddy's arms ;)

Y/A/N: I'm choking ples stop

FinnWolfhardOfficial: Alright alright ;) but no promises

Me and B/F suddenly started cracking up so hard. I felt like my lungs just collapsed. In fact I think I pissed myself a little. Oof.

FinnWolfHardOfficial: Aha Anyways.. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you because of your phone..?

Y/A/N: Well sure, I'll take a Nintendo switch, Splatoon2, a PS4, a small loan of a million dollars, and an IPhone 100

FinnWolfHardOfficial: Bruh I'm serious

Y/A/N: Well I really don't need anything, tbh it's just a phone.

I stopped when B/F screeched into my ears. "OH MY LORD YOU BASICALLY JUST DECLINED A DATE WITH FINN!" She screeched. My eardrums probably just split but she was kinda right.. I thought about it for a second before facepalming myself. I get another notification from Instagram saying Finn sent me a message. I open it.

Me and B/F both gasp so hard, we practically just sucked out of existence.

A/N: Oof I'm sorry this chapter was probably really shitty.. the last one was so much better but.. ehhh I deleted it by mistake lmao. Also before you all go ham on me, yes there will be a few mature moments and jokes.
Me and Mayo will of course will NOT make smut out of these children, because it's actually really horrible to sexualize children and it's just disgusting. There will be fluff however, just not smut ;>) if you finished reading all this

Comment Peach at The very beginning of this chapter ;)